Author Topic: Porn star vs girlfriend (Read 3760 times)

hipolito mejia · « **on:** October 17, 2015, 08:41:50 AM »

There's this dude has a major crush on a porn star, he is member of several sites were her "work" is featured.

Thing is she updates on those sites about once a week, they announce when a new movie comes up ( as most of you are familiar with) on the day the new movie is available online , he doesn't have sex with girlfriend... So he can save all his energy on his "porn crush".

This s is probably becoming more popular in this generation.

Question is how will you deal with this situation?

Thanks.

10pints · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2015, 08:46:25 AM »

Masturbate to said porno upon release.

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:33:40 AM »

He's a fucking loser, end of story. Close this thread Ron.

Sokolsky · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:53:05 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2015, 08:41:50 AM

There's this dude has a major crush on a porn star, he is member of several sites were her "work" is featured.

Thing is she updates on those sites about once a week, they announce when a new movie comes up ( as most of you are familiar with) on the day the new movie is available online , he doesn't have sex with girlfriend... So he can save all his energy on his "porn crush".

This s is probably becoming more popular in this generation.

Question is how will you deal with this situation?

Thanks.

Bullet to the dome.

affeman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:55:14 AM »

The only thing weird about that is that he's paying for porn (with 1000s of free tube-sites out there).

polychronopolous · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:55:44 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 17, 2015, 09:33:40 AM

He's a fucking loser, end of story. Close this thread Ron.

And this is basically the only response necessary.

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:01:11 AM »

Quote from: affeman on October 17, 2015, 09:55:14 AM

The only thing weird about that is that he's paying for porn (with 1000s of free tube-sites out there).

Some people are way too selective as to who they're stroking their salami to

Raymondo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:08:31 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2015, 10:01:11 AM

Some people are way too selective as to who they're stroking their salami to

Like the guy on the left

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:31:41 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2015, 08:41:50 AM

There's this dude has a major crush on a porn star, he is member of several sites were her "work" is featured.

Thing is she updates on those sites about once a week, they announce when a new movie comes up ( as most of you are familiar with) on the day the new movie is available online , he doesn't have sex with girlfriend... So he can save all his energy on his "porn crush".

This s is probably becoming more popular in this generation.

Question is how will you deal with this situation?

Thanks.

Is "this dude" you, by any chance?

_aj_ · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:36:22 AM »

You need to stop fapping so much.

/thread.

calfzilla · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2015, 12:04:48 PM »

Really depends how ugly the girlfriend is.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2015, 12:12:53 PM »

Need photos of said pornstar

Nick Danger · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2015, 12:48:40 PM »

Does hipolito mejia own Species ? I can't imagine his promotion of the product helps sales.

The Scott · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2015, 01:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on October 17, 2015, 10:08:31 AM

Like the guy on the left

Should be wearing a "Feces" t-shirt.

Leatherneck · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2015, 05:04:50 PM »

Said guy has a legitimate addiction to porn and deep issues.

illuminati · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2015, 05:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on October 17, 2015, 10:31:41 AM

Is "this dude" you, by any chance?

Think you hit the nail on the head.

The old my friend got a problem routine.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2015, 06:19:48 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on October 17, 2015, 01:19:25 PM

Should be wearing a "Feces" t-shirt.

Ha!

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:13:10 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2015, 08:41:50 AM

Question is how will you deal with this situation?

Thanks.

Jerk off while using my imagination to figure out which porn star it is since no name or pics were posted.

denarii · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:17:23 AM »

Most porn stars are available on escor
ting sites.

Show him who the Mayor is as well.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:57:26 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on October 17, 2015, 08:41:50 AM

There's this dude has a major crush on a porn star, he is member of several sites were her "work" is featured.

Thing is she updates on those sites about once a week, they announce when a new movie comes up ( as most of you are familiar with) on the day the new movie is available online , he doesn't have sex with girlfriend... So he can save all his energy on his "porn crush".

This s is probably becoming more popular in this generation.

Question is how will you deal with this situation?

Thanks.

Pathetic!

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2015, 11:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Leatherneck on October 17, 2015, 05:04:50 PM

Said guy has a legitimate addiction to porn and deep issues.

Of the Tbombz massage kind?

Leatherneck · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2015, 05:34:31 PM »

Those are deep tissues, Parker.

Lustral · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 17, 2015, 09:33:40 AM

He's a fucking loser, end of story. Close this thread Ron.

I often disagree with you but you have it spot on here.

Total scum.

Porn is a thing. Not a person. It does a job. It does not nor should it fulfil an emotional need. Watch the dirtiest porn you want, long as it is legal blah blah, but never let it replace human interaction.

TuHolmes · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2015, 07:16:11 PM »

Is this really a question?

Obviously this guy has mental issues.

I'm shocked his girlfriend will even stay with him... Actually, she's probably gone.

He has a girlfriend in the same way that he's "fucking a porn chick."