Good article on how to spot fake asses in the strip club

[Broseph]

How To Spot Glute Implants


1. Something will seem off.

2. Hip to waist ratio will be to disproportionate. Waist will be too small in relation to size of glutes.

3. Glutes won't tie into hamstrings. Dead giveaway. The curvature of the glutes doesn't blend naturally into the hamstrings (back of thighs).

4. Glutes have an overly smooth, almost plastic appearance. No cellulite or dimples.

5. Glutes won't flex when moving. Just sort of sit there like lumps. Look closely and you can spot the separation between the phony ass and the body.

6. Large glutes appearing on ethnicities not associated with big asses. A ghetto booty appearing on a skinny white blonde girl, for example.

7. Black and latina girls tend to purchase grossly enormous butt implants. Very easy to spot. Also, these types will flaunt their ass a bit too much.

8. Always take the time to inspect and appraise these women's behinds before parting with dollar number one,(unless you're into fake asses.)

9. Bear in mind stippers who have purchased implants of any kind spent a lot of money doing so and will be very motivated to earn at the club. They will typically rely on the newly acquired body part as their weapon of choice to generate money as they have told themselves the new ass or new tits will be a big money maker.

10. They brush your hand away when trying to touch ass.  They will not let you touch the implant as it is still healing or they are paranoid about the body part becoming disfigured through the manhandling of the patrons.

[V Man]

Thanks...I don't know what I would've done without these tips.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Before googling the text to find out the author of this article, I am making a guess: Brett Contreras. Because only a huge nerd and glut freak like him will write that.

[Lustral]

Who pays to see women undress and not fuck them? I never get the whole strip club scene. Just fat bastards trying to objectify women they could never ride and ugly poor women dancing for money. It isnt hard to get sex ffs.

[Nether Animal]

Who pays to see women undress and not fuck them? I never get the whole strip club scene. Just fat bastards trying to objectify women they could never ride and ugly poor women dancing for money. It isnt hard to get sex ffs.

I agree, I would only ever go with the intent to pay for "full service."

[Lustral]

I agree, I would only ever go with the intent to pay for "full service."

Or ride a girl for free. Thats why god invented alcohol and mobile phones.

[Voice of Doom]

Thanks...I don't know what I would've done without these tips.

 

[Parker]

Or ride a girl for free. Thats why god invented alcohol and mobile phones.

Careful now, you are treading into Cosby territory. Many feminists now are saying using alcohol is a form of rape.

Who pays to see women undress and not fuck them? I never get the whole strip club scene. Just fat bastards trying to objectify women they could never ride and ugly poor women dancing for money. It isnt hard to get sex ffs.

Google Mayweather, Ray J at the strip club. Guys with stacks and stacks of money ready for these women.

[Chidoman]

Man, I dunno If I would be able to spot a fake Culo or not, but when you're half hammered and see something like this pass by at the club, would you dare say no??

[muscularny]

Two old Italian men on a bus They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[Chidoman]

That ass belongs to Darlene Amaro and it's real.

Man, Now I got a name to go with that Culo, Thanks Bro!!

[Irongrip400]

I didn't realize this was a thing now other than rap videos. I guess it's gone mainstream?  As to frequenting strip clubs, I tend to visit once or twice a year as it is a way of hanging with your buddies and chopping it up before going out. It's harmless if you're married, unless your doing something shady like paying for pussy. My wife, while not fully okay with it, knows I occasionally go while in Vegas or something.

[gym**rat]

We will be publishing an e-book entitled "Strip Joints: A Primer" in the Spring. You can learn how to navigate your way through the strip joints, avoid all the traps and run game on strippers, turn the tables and bed down with them for free.

We will be on the edge of our seats until spring time. God the gimmicks just keep getting worse. Please die.