How Many Of You Have Come Out Straight?

[Fallsview]

Judging by the way most of you act on here, you come from broken families. But, the ones that are privileged to have both a mom and dad this question I pose to you. How many of you have taken out your family to a nice cozy, intimate dinner, waited until the very end and came out as straight? How shocked were your parents to realize their son was not gay? All the bodybuilding mags laying around the bedroom, the constant looking in the mirror, the watching "what I eat" garbage during family dinners. Lets hear it...




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[local hero]

Back when I was living with my parents,various girls making the walk of shame from the house on a Sunday morning made sure that talk was never needed.

[NaturalWonder83]

Where's fat Alex been?
Did he get the window repaired after someone threw a rock through it?

[Fallsview]

Where's fat Alex been?
Did he get the window repaired after someone threw a rock through it?

Well we have a winner! NaturalWonder83...83 being his birth year...pretty cool. Better than ending it with 69, but I wouldn't expect that from someone so old and wise. Hey, You and that old Fart Wes seem to keep thinking about this chic named Alice. What did she do to you? Scam you? Take your money? Turn you down?

Listen, being gay in todays world is not a big deal. Coming out to the one's you love is a big step, but a step that can be taken and controlled if done right. The most important thing to realize friend is that its NOT YOU WITH THE PROBLEM...if your family can't deal with you being gay then THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM.

I wish we could meet so I could help you deal with this better, maybe over a fruit tart at Porto's or something? Today's Sunday and the shows over but wait until next Sunday and call the Jesus Christ Show. Ask some questions...get some answers. Hope I helped.

Yours In Healing.


GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[MR BIG STUFF]

Well we have a winner! NaturalWonder83...83 being his birth year...pretty cool. Better than ending it with 69, but I wouldn't expect that from someone so old and wise. Hey, You and that old Fart Wes seem to keep thinking about this chic named Alice. What did she do to you? Scam you? Take your money? Turn you down?

Listen, being gay in todays world is not a big deal. Coming out to the one's you love is a big step, but a step that can be taken and controlled if done right. The most important thing to realize friend is that its NOT YOU WITH THE PROBLEM...if your family can't deal with you being gay then THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM.

I wish we could meet so I could help you deal with this better, maybe over a fruit tart at Porto's or something? Today's Sunday and the shows over but wait until next Sunday and call the Jesus Christ Show. Ask some questions...get some answers. Hope I helped.

Yours In Healing.


GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're glossing over that whole AIDS thing.

[oldtimer1]

When I was dating my wife I use to buy bodybuilding magazines. She thought it was bizarre and possibly gay. Her four brothers were into football and baseball. She told me after we were married that my bodybuilding collection of magazines gave her second thoughts at first.  Told her it's a cool sport of oiled up men posing to music in bikini underwear. That didn't help.

[wes]

Another shitty thread by our resident asshole.

[Walter Sobchak]

Another shitty thread by our resident asshole.

I didn't start this thread?

Shitbag.

 

[robcguns]

Im thinking about coming out straight soon.its been a long time.

[robcguns]

I didn't start this thread?

Shitbag.

 

At least you know your an asshole

[Walter Sobchak]

At least you know your an asshole

And I know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Shitbag.

[wes]

I didn't start this thread?

Shitbag.

 

I was reffering to our other resident asshole........ya` prick ya` !!   

[Walter Sobchak]

I was reffering to our other resident asshole........ya` prick ya` !!   

When people are explaining things to you, do a lot of them just stop mid-sentence and walk away?

Nard duster.

[robcguns]

And I know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Shitbag.

Didnt known i was in english class,fuckface.stare at my fucking nuts.

[HTexan]

Being that 1 out of 10 people are gay, maybe 9 out of 10 for bbers. You would think people that lift weights would be less homophobic.   

[Mr.1derful]

[Marty Champions]

Fallsview what a gorgeus name