Author Topic: Any of you guys get swamp ass  (Read 5103 times)

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Any of you guys get swamp ass
« on: October 25, 2015, 05:01:17 PM »
Serious question,anyone get swampass here?i mean bad were it smells like a dead swamp donkey.i get it avfew times a year and its fucked.I shower daily so i dont get it.I use goldbond when i get it and its gone in a few days just curious why i get it.hahahHa have to laugh while typing this .

Nether Animal

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13813
  • Team Mower Forever
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2015, 05:19:31 PM »
If I don't use Gold Bond I catch myself stinking at the gym sometimes, sure.

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2015, 05:21:19 PM »
If I don't use Gold Bond I catch myself stinking at the gym sometimes, sure.

Ok so its not just me.thanks for the reply.figured most wouldnt but got a laugh either way.

Walter Sobchak

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13661
  • HANKINS IS A FUCKING LIAR & QUITTER
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2015, 05:32:11 PM »
Why are you interested in the smell of another man's ass?

Peter puffing phaggot.

judochoke

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 642
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2015, 05:38:13 PM »
my balls are starting to smell like old man balls!! and I'm only 58!! I'm not sure what old man balls smell like, but mine stink

Thespritz0

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3529
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2015, 05:40:26 PM »
You need this, or you'll be in trouble:

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/products/

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2015, 05:41:27 PM »
my balls are starting to smell like old man balls!! and I'm only 58!! I'm not sure what old man balls smell like, but mine stink


Yeah i got that,guess it is old man balls hahahha

Walter Sobchak

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13661
  • HANKINS IS A FUCKING LIAR & QUITTER
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2015, 05:46:57 PM »
Yeah i got that,guess it is old man balls hahahha

Problem is.....you have it on your chin.

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2015, 05:48:18 PM »
Problem is.....you have it on your chin.

Hahahahaha good one asshole

Walter Sobchak

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13661
  • HANKINS IS A FUCKING LIAR & QUITTER
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2015, 06:04:51 PM »
Hahahahaha good one asshole

Your girlfriend smells like a bag of old cheese.

I have to gulp air and hold my breath every time I pull out of her.

gym**rat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4257
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2015, 06:08:47 PM »
Please see my thread of a few years back. A lot of good info in there. Especially when it comes to "Sea Monkeys".

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388718.0

Leatherneck

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1158
  • Still as lean, just as mean, former US Marine
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2015, 06:09:20 PM »
I like the Goldbond powder and Aloe Vera combo.

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2015, 06:38:56 PM »
Your girlfriend smells like a bag of old cheese.

I have to gulp air and hold my breath every time I pull out of her.

Hahahha,You are pretty comical tonight,question though,why fuck someone who smells so bad?


Kwon_2

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 33809
  • Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2015, 11:05:19 PM »
Getting old rob

Purge_WTF

  • Guest
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2015, 05:59:57 AM »
 Ammens body powder. Don't leave home without it.

Donny

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16014
  • getbig Zen Master
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2015, 06:06:06 AM »
Jizzplates must stink like a cheesy Dick...all that spunk he creams himself with.. just saying  :-X :-X Fuck i feel sick.

Kim Jong Bob

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7593
  • KIM JONG IL ORIGINAL BEATIFULL MAN WITH GLASSES
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2015, 06:22:25 AM »
Jizzplates must stink like a cheesy Dick...all that spunk he creams himself with.. just saying  :-X :-X Fuck i feel sick.
you seen to thunk often about homoerotic stuff. Half of yoyr posts are about jizz and homos. And why would you even think about gingermc when you are with a woman haha

thebrink

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4239
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2015, 06:46:30 AM »
Gotten mud butt many a time.

Was recently drywalling my basement and got a bad case of dust butt

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31828
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2015, 07:12:02 AM »
It happens when you don't get all your shit out and sweat a bit.  I had a suit on all day and when I got home and took off the pants it was fucking horrible. Smelled like shit sitting in the sun.  Just threw the pants away.

Nails

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36504
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsi5VTzJpPw
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2015, 08:17:33 AM »
that is why missionary was so popular back in the days

Tapeworm

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29180
  • Hold Fast
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2015, 08:54:05 AM »
Christ you people are vile.

Kwon_2

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 33809
  • Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2015, 08:58:08 AM »



robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19237
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2015, 12:37:56 PM »
Christ you people are vile.

Hahhahaha you are lucky to never have had it

disco_stu

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4953
  • I'm a llama!
Re: Any of you guys get swamp ass
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »
wth is swamp ass?!

it seems that alot of members here know exactly what it is..

never heard of it.