"What I learned from stabbing, throwing rocks, and threatening people with hammers..."
"This reminds me of the time at Pop Eyes Chicken, when I avoided personal robbery by transferring that deficit to the establishment selling the chicken"
"People don't use nazi rhetoric often enough, but as President, I will do so..."
"My running mate Donald knows all about this..."
Ugh, trump is a shitty liberal, but Carson might be even worse... a medicated zealot who makes up violent stories on the fly, in order to win respect from a party he wasn't a member of, just ONE YEAR ago.
