Days Go By--Avesher Stories From Long Ago

[Set It Up]

Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.

I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.

I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt

I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.

[Set It Up]

most people know this one, but a couple people pm'd me to post it as they hadnt heard it.

November 2006, Saskatoon. I go to watch Xtreme Cage Warz mma event. Im blabbing with Dave who is the promoter. The main event heavyweight guy, Jordan Murray from Winnipeg comes up to Dave and says his opponent backed out last minute (injury or whatever). I look at him and say "I'll fight you". I explain theres no reason to come all this way and not fight someone. Dave asks if I am serious and I say sure, wtf he may as well fight someone. So, someone runs to walmart for me and gets me a mouthpiece and cup and Jordan lends me his extra Muay Thai shorts (which I put on backwards). Some doctor takes my bp and checks me over and tells me Im retarded (in a nice way). I smile and say Im aware. I then go stretch out and get ready. I come out to no music and announced as fighting out of the Tanktank Fight Club  . Jordan and I square off and he is taller than me with a reach so I try to shoot in and take it to the ground. He knees me in my giant head and then twists me up 7 ways from Sunday and proceeds to beat me about the face for the next 30 seconds. The ref mercifully stops it. I get credit from everyone for doing it on no notice, and ironically paid to get beat up as I paid the entry fee to come view the event  . It was on youtube for quite a while. It was one of the 3 funnest things I have ever done.

[The Wizard of Truth]

Haha great times, I wouldn't write half the shit that has happened me on this site as people likely wouldn't believe half of them anyway. Some of us just have 'unusual' lives and crazy stuff just happens to even if you're going about normal daily stuff

[Set It Up]

psych ward story time

So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.

Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall  dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay

[Set It Up]

Haha great times, I wouldn't write half the shit that has happened me on this site as people likely wouldn't believe half of them anyway. Some of us just have 'unusual' lives and crazy stuff just happens to even if you're going about normal daily stuff

I know some shit that has happened to me -- just going through life and then whabam. I post it cause I dont have job or family or kids that will see it and affect my life. Plus most on here know this stuff is true, and the ones who say its bullshit are mostly gimmicks and people who have greater than thou attitudes

[Raymondo]

5mg Ativan intravenous would be enough to zonk out Andre the Giant!

[Set It Up]

5mg Ativan intravenous would be enough to zonk out Andre the Giant!

ya Im ulltra sensitive to meds to--I would be groggy from .50

[d0nny2600]

Haha great stories. I found myself in some weird situations being a bouncer in a rough place.

[Thong Maniac]

Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.

I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.

I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt

I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.

So you admit on a on a public forum, where you posted face pics, about being a part of breaking and entering, assault and torture? Why would u publicly expose yourself?

[The Wizard of Truth]

Haha great stories. I found myself in some weird situations being a bouncer in a rough place.

Some lunatics in Limerick in fairness

[Set It Up]

So you admit on a on a public forum, where you posted face pics, about being a part of breaking and entering, assault and torture? Why would u publicly expose yourself?

Yup and?

[d0nny2600]

Some lunatics in Limerick in fairness

Certainly is. Had some weird times doing doors and coming across these crazys

[Irongrip400]

psych ward story time

So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.

Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall  dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay

Not poking fun, but being out for 36 hours did you piss yourself?

[Set It Up]

Not poking fun, but being out for 36 hours did you piss yourself?

strangely no

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

psych ward story time

So Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.

Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall  dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay

Screen Test 

[Set It Up]

Screen Test 

yessssssss

I must remember that--in case theres a next time

[wes]

Good stuff Josh! 


I could write a crazy book about my fucked up life but I`d be too embarassed if some fool bought a copy. 

[wes]

If someone ever nailed my feet to a board,I`d make it my mission in life to kill those mother fuckers.


That`s some medieval shit right there! 

[Raymondo]

Not sure if this was Josh, but I remember reading a story on Special Ed's site about a guy who snapped and beat up his supervisor in a supermarket, left the place and then came back and beat him up all over again.

[Set It Up]

Not sure if this was Josh, but I remember reading a story on Special Ed's site about a guy who snapped and beat up his supervisor in a supermarket, left the place and then came back and beat him up all over again.

lol was just gonna post thta one

[Set It Up]

Haha please do.

Who hasn't thought of beating the living daylights out of their boss?

so Im working part time in the produce dept at this grocery store. The asst. manager is a total dick, Lyle Donais was his  name. He's one of those douches who probably was picked on in school and thinks he gets revenge by cutting down people he supervises, calling them names, acting like he is all powerful. So one day we are in the lunchroom and Lyle is being Lyle, a total dickwad. At this point Ive had enough and the rubber band breaks. I stand up on the picnic table in the lunchroom and kick him square in the face. I then hop off the table and hit him at least 20 times square in the face. I walk out of the store, and still fuming, I go back in and he is in the produce department leaking blood everywhere. I grab him again and drive him at least 10 more times in the face. Some customer tries to put me in a full nelson and I deposit him in the tomatos. I then leave, walk home, phone the police, tell them what I did,.....they come pick me up and I got 4 months in Correctional for that. I must have had a solid lawyer cause that was a beating of epic proportions.

funny followup on that. Last year, 16  years after that occurred I was shopping at a grocery store. This lady who had been with the store chain for 25 years, and is one of the coolest people I have ever met, discuss that event. She worked at that exact store when that happened. She said to me she was glad someone did that to him as he was one of the biggest assholes ever

[TuHolmes]

You have lived one hell of a life dude... Adventures in Avesher Sitting.

[robcguns]

Its been super boring on here lately so Im gonna tell some stories of my past. People will call bullshit, call me a loser, say whatever. Obviously, as anyone knows, I dont care and I dont lie. Life happened, maybe not like your life, but it happened. These are all a minimum of 10 years old.

I used to errr "collect" debts for a dealer. Myself and the main guy(we will call him Brad) went to this one place to see a guy who owed a couple grand. As we were aboutto kick the door in, Brad decided to look in the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. We let ourselves in only to be greeted by not only the guy who owed the money, but also his 145 pound black dog. Well, luckily the dog turned out friendly, and Brad took our little friend into the living room to have a "char" with him about his debt. I took the dog into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge as both me and the dog were hungry.

I found a couple packs of bologna which I fed the dog, and found myself a chocolate cream pie which was delicious.I took the pie into the living room and asked Brad if he wanted any. He turned it down as he was busy "convincing" our little friend to pay his debt. The ower, while in the middle of getting multiple shots to the head looked at me and said there is another pie in the fridge (wtf). The dog and I returned to the kitchen and resumed our feast. At the end of it all, the dog and I were fed and Brad and I made off with a large collection of electronics in lieu of the debt

I later was witness to someone who owed over 30k get their feet nailed to boards and stuck in water, and a live wire stuck in the water to give them some "convincing" to pay their debt.

I love stories like this.i can relate as i was a collector for a loan shark for years.I met him gambling and i had a blast collecting for him.all i did was collect money and gamble,great times.no one understands how this stuff happens in ones life except for other people it happened to.i spent so much time at underground poker games and at casinos many strange things happened to me as well.i couldnt be a regular 9-5 guy and never will be,i think i would off myself.

[Set It Up]

I love stories like this.i can relate as i was a collector for a loan shark for years.I met him gambling and i had a blast collecting for him.all i did was collect money and gamble,great times.no one understands how this stuff happens in ones life except for other people it happened to.i spent so much time at underground poker games and at casinos many strange things happened to me as well.i couldnt be a regular 9-5 guy and never will be,i think i would off myself.

in about 11 minutes I should get an email or something from viber telling me how you and I are amateurs and he is the hard gangster and no one leaves London alive 

ya the 9-5 thing never cut it for me either,....although I did like greenskeeping golf courses as a job

[robcguns]

in about 11 minutes I should get an email or something from viber telling me how you and I are amateurs and he is the hard gangster and no one leaves London alive 

ya the 9-5 thing never cut it for me either,....although I did like greenskeeping golf courses as a job

Of course cause ge is big time hahaha.

I to was a groundskeeper at a golf course from 19-21.I enjoy moeing lawns so i didnt mind it.