psych ward story timeSo Im in I believe stay number 5 in the local nut ward. Im a disaster, wanting to fight everyone. They throw me in my room under 24 hour supervision from some wanna be cop security guard. Well, Im not too happy about this and a bit off my rocker. I randomly punch some holes in the wall and the security guard radios for backup and tells me to sit down in the bed. I decide I have to go to the bathroom and go take a leak. He comes up behind me and tells me to sit down so I turn around and start pissing on him. Well, then its on. Security arrives and they are gonna put me on the bed in restraints. The police also arrive at the time I am on the bed, but my legs are loose and in my genius I decide Im gonna try and kick a cop in the head. They shoot me up with 5mg of ativan and wait for it to take effect. Once it does, they haul me down to the police van and chuck me in the back and Im off to city cells under arrest for assaults.Well, on the drive in the back of the van to the station, the cops (remember I tried to kick one in the head) decide to have some fun with me. They know Im zonked on ativan so they pull the old slam the brakes on (Goodrum knows the actual name for this stunt). I obviously go flying into front wall dividing me from the front of van and then flop around on the floor til we get to the station. Once at the station Im now completely trashed from the ativan shot. I can barely stand up and im at the front counter and the female officer behind the desk is asking me my details, name, etc. Well, Im a mess and tell her I love her then right there pass out from the ativan and fall face first on the floor. The dragged me to a cell and apparently I slept 36 straight hours without moving. And then it was off to Regina Correctional for a stay
If your in a psych hospital why would they put you in prison if you are known for being mentally unstable? I would think after they drugged you they would have finished restraining you to the bed. I guess Canada is far less liberal than I thought if they jail people already in a psych hospital.
the amount of people in jail who should be in the psych ward is massive, but I think that issue extends farther than Canada.
I agree but my point is taking you from a hospital where you are already being treated seems harsh. If your unstable your likely to be violent.
Great stories!
Imagine how great they'd be if they were the least bit true?
Listen slobcock just cause your life has been very unadventurous does not mean everyone elses has.
Dude, you admitted your ass smells like the stale "Uncle Ernie"'jism that leaked out of it
lets be civil with each other and answer stuff honestly.Why do you think I would tell untrue stories? Especially when I can back them up (legal paperwork on most of them)
I dont think a man raped by his uncle ernie can be civil.
I said it smells at times when i have swampass,you are the one saying uncle ernie,did your uncle ernis make you smell his ass when he throatgagged you?
a mod msged me and said they are considering VERY HEAVILY to ban walter sobchak because he contributes absolutely nothing to this boarddead serious
Have you ever been on a canoe trip with Burt Reynolds?
He is pretty much just an ass
At least my ass doesn't smell like a prison laundry rape scene
They ban me and you can stick a fork in this boring kitty litter box...
be blunt--do you do anything but ruin threads?Im not trying to argue with you--Im just stating the obvious
so Im working part time in the produce dept at this grocery store. The asst. manager is a total dick, Lyle Donais was his name. He's one of those douches who probably was picked on in school and thinks he gets revenge by cutting down people he supervises, calling them names, acting like he is all powerful. So one day we are in the lunchroom and Lyle is being Lyle, a total dickwad. At this point Ive had enough and the rubber band breaks. I stand up on the picnic table in the lunchroom and kick him square in the face. I then hop off the table and hit him at least 20 times square in the face. I walk out of the store, and still fuming, I go back in and he is in the produce department leaking blood everywhere. I grab him again and drive him at least 10 more times in the face. Some customer tries to put me in a full nelson and I deposit him in the tomatos. I then leave, walk home, phone the police, tell them what I did,.....they come pick me up and I got 4 months in Correctional for that. I must have had a solid lawyer cause that was a beating of epic proportions.funny followup on that. Last year, 16 years after that occurred I was shopping at a grocery store. This lady who had been with the store chain for 25 years, and is one of the coolest people I have ever met, discuss that event. She worked at that exact store when that happened. She said to me she was glad someone did that to him as he was one of the biggest assholes ever
