You both sound like closeted homos, no offense. No wonder both of you are obsessed with other races, you have a lot to compensate for.
How the fuck am I obsessed with other races? Lol.
As far as the pedicure thing, I too used to mock it, but got one a year or so ago and it felt good. I have toenail fungus on my big toe and it's the only thing I found that takes care of it, albeit cosmetically. It's just like a body massage. I'm not getting them painted, just filed, clipped, scrubbed and massaged. I genuinely recommend you should try it.