Author Topic: So, I've got a young not so unattractive blonde girl giving me a pedicure now.  (Read 3460 times)

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Outed. I go to this little hole in the wall on occasion for some foot treatment. I have busted feet, and usually it's an old Vietnamese lady so I don't mind, but something about this keeps me from fully relaxing. It's a little strange. Any of you have this problem?

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Outed. I go to this little hole in the wall on occasion for some foot treatment. I have busted feet, and usually it's an old Vietnamese lady so I don't mind, but something about this keeps me from fully relaxing. It's a little strange. Any of you have this problem?

I have this old viet who does my cracked heels and when she rubs my feet I'm fine but then she'll slab lotion and start rubbing my legs up to my knees  without hesitation I get hard.

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I have this old viet who does my cracked heels and when she rubs my feet I'm fine but then she'll slab lotion and start rubbing my legs up to my knees  without hesitation I get hard.

She has on tight jeans with strategic rips in them and is sitting open legged in front of me, so it will be hard for this not to happen once she gets to that point. Had I been a younger, single, trenned up man, it may have been go time right about now.

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She has on tight jeans with strategic rips in them and is sitting open legged in front of me, so it will be hard for this not to happen once she gets to that point. Had I been a younger, single, trenned up man, it may have been go time right about now.

This is why I never understand guys that need Viagra.  How can you not get hard when any women rubs you nicely.  I just don't get it.

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This is why I never understand guys that need Viagra.  How can you not get hard when any women rubs you nicely.  I just don't get it.

Hatred of their wives?

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She's now tickling between my toes in the water and it's hard not to laugh. Every male should get a pedicure.

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I never heard of guy getting a pedicure. Is this a homo thing?

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get a picture of her

lets judge


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I never heard of guy getting a pedicure. Is this a homo thing?

It is.  Yes.

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You both sound like closeted homos, no offense. No wonder both of you are obsessed with other races, you have a lot to compensate for.

How the fuck am I obsessed with other races? Lol.

As far as the pedicure thing, I too used to mock it, but got one a year or so ago and it felt good. I have toenail fungus on my big toe and it's the only thing I found that takes care of it, albeit cosmetically. It's just like a body massage. I'm not getting them painted, just filed, clipped, scrubbed and massaged. I genuinely recommend you should try it.

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I never heard of guy getting a pedicure. Is this a homo thing?
Hahaha
It is.  Yes.

Hahaha laughing pretty hard at both comments

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How the fuck am I obsessed with other races? Lol.

As far as the pedicure thing, I too used to mock it, but got one a year or so ago and it felt good. I have toenail fungus on my big toe and it's the only thing I found that takes care of it, albeit cosmetically. It's just like a body massage. I'm not getting them painted, just filed, clipped, scrubbed and massaged. I genuinely recommend you should try it.

I have terrible cracked heels, might give it a go.

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I have terrible cracked heels, might give it a go.

Fucking homo  ;D

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Fucking homo  ;D

Hey, I'm not the one with an account on stormfront :D

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Hey, I'm not the one with an account on stormfront :D

I just lurk bro.  ;)

But in all seriousness, get yourself in a chair and get the pedicure. They usually have massage seats that rub your back while your getting it done. They even offer you beer too. Not sure if that's street legal or not though.

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Nothing wrong with getting an occasional pedi.  Just be aware of the risks in some of those places.  And whatever you do NEVER let them do that razor thing   :-X

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/24/pedicure-health-risks_n_4992820.html

http://www.medicaldaily.com/pedicure-care-safety-tips-clean-and-pretty-feet-all-summer-long-247080
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If you run a lot and have cracked heels then a pedicure is a must. She basically scrubs all the dry dead skin off my heels and gives me a foot and leg massage afterwards.

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If you run a lot and have cracked heels then a pedicure is a must. She basically scrubs all the dry dead skin off my heels and gives me a foot and leg massage afterwards.

Do these ladies like dealing with toenail fungus?

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Do these ladies like dealing with toenail fungus?
They look at it as a challenge. Always giving me shit for not putting lotion on my heels. She scrubs the shit out of it. Dried skin flying everywhere. I think she enjoys it.

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??
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2015, 07:05:24 PM »
Ok so im ugly as fuck,fat,bald,have swamp ass and toenail fungus.Should i just off myself?just want the getbiggers opinion as its the only one that matters.

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Re: ??
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2015, 07:06:48 PM »
A few solutions. Diet,workout, get finesteride, run 6 Iu Chinese hgh and get a pedi and the problem is solved.

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Re: ??
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2015, 07:09:00 PM »
Ok so im ugly as fuck,fat,bald,have swamp ass and toenail fungus.Should i just off myself?just want the getbiggers opinion as its the only one that matters.

After posting one pic (of someone else) you have become very gimmicky.

Just die shitbag.

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Re: ??
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2015, 07:10:48 PM »
After posting one pic (of someone else) you have become very gimmicky.

Just die shitbag.

Eat shit asshole.pic was of me,im just having some fun.now stare at my nuts.

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Re: ??
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2015, 07:13:33 PM »
Eat shit asshole.pic was of me,im just having some fun.now stare at my nuts.

Suck grandpa dick you Down's syndrome looking, pasty white, semen gulping shitbag

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Re: ??
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2015, 07:14:17 PM »
A pedi isn't going to solve that toe nail fungus problem.  Get oral Lamisil.