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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2015, 06:56:21 PM »
I plan to may  acquire mysterious injuries one week prior
You won't make it out of the terminal alive when a gang of pakis assault you with socks filled with naan and dried chickpeas.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2015, 06:57:54 PM »
You won't make it out of the terminal alive when a gang of pakis assault you with socks filled with naan and dried chickpeas.

Hahaha that was funny shit

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2015, 07:05:12 PM »
You won't make it out of the terminal alive when a gang of pakis assault you with socks filled with naan and dried chickpeas.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2015, 07:11:01 PM »
I think it was shitbag,among other things!   ;D

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2015, 11:01:52 PM »
Sparrow-legged shitbag!

Didn't I make a poll or thread asking how many posters wanted you gone?

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2015, 11:41:31 PM »
Didn't I make a poll or thread asking how many posters wanted you gone?

This program i got from u is great........

............oh wait youre not Nick Tumminello

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2015, 12:02:01 AM »
This program i got from u is great........

............oh wait youre not Nick Tumminello

Maybe it was Nick Tumminello that blew up your hamstring. If you would have followed the program I gave you this might not have happened.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2015, 12:05:34 AM »
Maybe it was Nick Tumminello that blew up your hamstring. If you would have followed the program I gave you this might not have happened.

You didnt give me a program for the specific thing I was training for...did you?

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2015, 12:19:32 AM »
You didnt give me a program for the specific thing I was training for...did you?

You have 5 months from now. The previous program was a progression to almost anything. How long and how consistent did you use the program I originally gave you? I'm pretty sure I sent specific guidelines. I always add a ton of posterior chain so not to blow out a hamstring or knee. Give me starting and ending numbers. Btw, Tuminello is a researcher not a trainer.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2015, 12:26:26 AM »
You have 5 months from now. The previous program was a progression to almost anything. How long and how consistent did you use the program I originally gave you? I'm pretty sure I sent specific guidelines. I always add a ton of posterior chain so not to blow out a hamstring or knee. Give me starting and ending numbers. Btw, Tuminello is a researcher not a trainer.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2015, 12:39:47 AM »

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2015, 03:06:14 AM »
You won't make it out of the terminal alive when a gang of pakis assault you with socks filled with naan and dried chickpeas.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2015, 03:19:00 AM »
5mg of ativan should make it feel better. :D
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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2015, 03:38:14 AM »
BPC 157, PEG MGF injected locally in the muscle
TB500 sub q

growth hormone

thank me later

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2015, 03:49:14 AM »
Don't know why you are doing hill sprints if you are not in shape.
Lucky it was your hamstring and not your Achilles.
Keep up the good fight though.
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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2015, 04:42:23 AM »
As a fucking expert in pulled hamstrings you need to keep compression on the area, also constantly ice it.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2015, 04:46:12 AM »
As a fucking expert in pulled hamstrings you need to keep compression on the area, also constantly ice it.
would that be you on your boyfriends hamstring?

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2015, 05:16:48 AM »
would that be you on your boyfriends hamstring?


My own, I done my right twice, my left once, groin twice, calf, and my left glute.



...my legs are a mess :-\

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2015, 05:17:41 AM »

My own, I done my right twice, my left once, groin twice, calf, and my left glute.



...my legs are a mess :-\
lots of bending over can do that to a man

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2015, 05:34:56 AM »
lots of bending over can do that to a man

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2015, 05:54:07 AM »
Btw, Tuminello is a researcher not a trainer.

He trains people. That makes him a trainer.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2015, 06:24:52 AM »
With all respect, but uphill sprints aren't the best choice with your body weight. I assume you perform HIIT training? It's a great way for burning fat, but a stairmaster or stationary bicycle are safer choices. The only thing that sucks is that you can't perform those activities outside. Long walks for about an hour is a nice alternative.

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2015, 06:27:46 AM »
With all respect, but uphill sprints aren't the best choice with your body weight. I assume you perform HIIT training? It's a great way for burning fat, but a stairmaster or stationary bicycle are safer choices. The only thing that sucks is that you can't perform those activities outside. Long walks for about an hour is a nice alternative.
You are aware that we have an invented a bicycle that isn't stationary?

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2015, 06:50:59 AM »
You are aware that we have an invented a bicycle that isn't stationary?

You are aware that you might kiss the bumper of a car during your x-th interval sprint?

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Re: Just Blew Up My Hamstring
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2015, 06:55:11 AM »
Didn't I make a poll or thread asking how many posters wanted you gone?

I don't know, I don't pay any attention to your whining and crying.

I'm afraid your stupidity might be contagious