"Mildred used to cook everything from that aisle...how talented ! "
"I hope the hair coloring kit " wild carrot T-900 " is not showing in the cart
'I'M WHITE KNUCKLING THIS CARRIAGE SO HARD AND I STILL CAN'T GET MY TRICEPS TO POP....
"Hebrews of Peace everywhere. Where the hell is Dillon and why do they all lookalike? We have a Predator to kill!"
"Why is the Mexican kid from Napoleon Dynamite escorting me through the store?"
" Gotta get out of hea befoa they notice I'm white!"