Halloween Candy Thread [no keto]

[Thin Lizzy]

Best :

3 Musketeers (put these bad boys in the freezer)
Twix
Zero bars

Worst :
box of raisens
any kind of stupid wax candy
anything with coconut

Just realized two that aren't in the first post pic, one of which was 3 Mustketeers, the other, Milky Way, which I like better than the former. The caramel makes it more fulfilling.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Here's what I give the kids but I make sure to throw them real far and make them run for it.

[Thin Lizzy]

Here's what I give the kids but I make sure to throw them real far and make them run for it.

This is a good idea. Before I give the kids the candy, they'll be required to perform 20 body weight squats as to free up some glycogen storage space.

[Thin Lizzy]

I'm ready for the little bastards, and hopefully some MILF action.[/img]

[SquidVicious]

Last week I went to the dentist and he told me my filling in my left rear molar was turning brown and was infected. I told him that was actually a piece of Bit o Honey that got stuck in 1998.

[Set It Up]

Im 5 mars bars and 7 m and m's deep and its only 2 pm 

by the time the kids show up they will get birdseed and a turnip

[6 Reps]

How about handing these out:

[Thin Lizzy]

Im 5 mars bars and 7 m and m's deep and its only 2 pm 

by the time the kids show up they will get birdseed and a turnip

Lol

The empty wrappers are accumulating here too.

If these kids don't show up soon, I might end this day in a high blood sugar induced coma.

[The Ugly]

I live in a big building, and every year I buy a few bags of candy for the snot nosed trick or treaters. Of course, I sample a few, myself. So, I'm fairly well-versed in this topic.

Personally, I don't like sticky, chewy, or hard candies like Skittles, Starburst or Lollipops of any kind.

Chocolate based is the way to go.

This pic is pretty much the candy Hall of Fame:

My Top Six

1. Snickers
2. Hershey's Chocolate Bar
3. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
4. M&Ms (I prefer the Peanuts)
5. Almond Joy
6. Kit Kat

Excellent taste. Perfect, really, on all counts.

[Mr Anabolic]

It's over.  Every year there are less and less trick or treaters knocking on my door.  There were hoards of them when I was a kid.

[The Ugly]

Just realized two that aren't in the first post pic, one of which was 3 Mustketeers, the other, Milky Way, which I like better than the former. The caramel makes it more fulfilling.

... then you went and ruined it.

[The Ugly]

It's over.  Every year there are less and less trick or treaters knocking on my door.  There were hoards of them when I was a kid.

Still waiting on the first.

[Set It Up]

It's over.  Every year there are less and less trick or treaters knocking on my door.  There were hoards of them when I was a kid.

I thought there would be none,...then an hour later there was no candy left and I had to turn the lights off lol

[calfzilla]

Still haven't had any. It's raining so maybe not a lot of people out. Will possibly be left with 2 bags of candy. 

[20inch calves]

How about handing these out:

Those are good till you read the back...serving size is 2.Alot of calories

[Simple Simon]

Just realized two that aren't in the first post pic, one of which was 3 Mustketeers, the other, Milky Way, which I like better than the former. The caramel makes it more fulfilling.

a milky way with caramel is a fucking Mars bar.

[tommywishbone]

Happy Halloween to getbig. Love, Amy Winehouse XXX

[calfzilla]

Happy Halloween to getbig. Love, Amy Winehouse XXX

2,3,1

[tommywishbone]

   Thank you!

[SF1900]

I bet, cowboy.  

Wish those 2 cowboys were you and I.