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Getbig Care Package for Groink
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:23:41 AM »
If Getbig put together a care package for the inmate known as Groink, what should we include:

No More Tears baby shampoo

Hair Club for Men hair dye

Extenze

Depends

Medicated Vaseline

Used Chaos boxers

Goodrum bee pollen

Scented KY gel

8 X 10 glossy of Basile

Selfie stick

What else would our sweet girl need for her next 7-8 years inside?
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2015, 11:29:26 AM »
Picture of Walter Sobchak to cuddle with at night.

Oh wait..... ::)
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2015, 11:34:04 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 01, 2015, 11:29:26 AM
Picture of Walter Sobchak to cuddle with at night.

Oh wait..... ::)

You're right.....Walter Sobchak pajamas!
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2015, 11:41:26 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 11:34:04 AM
You're right.....Walter Sobchak pajamas!
So they'll have the bunny suit access
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2015, 12:01:14 PM »
Quote from: chaos on November 01, 2015, 11:41:26 AM
So they'll have the bunny suit access

And a chest pocket for Phillies Blunts!!!
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2015, 12:28:21 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 11:23:41 AM
What else would our sweet girl need for her next 7-8 years inside?

A pair of legs.   ???
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2015, 12:37:58 PM »
A squat rack!
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2015, 12:45:20 PM »
He can exchange his "porch monkey" jokes with his new cell mate.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2015, 01:18:18 PM »
Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars, just to tease his ass
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
bee pollen

ronnie coleman autograph

BTFO 1998 video

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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2015, 01:26:35 PM »
An "I Heart booty" t-shirt, size medium.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2015, 01:29:16 PM »
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2015, 01:31:18 PM »
Summer's Eve douche

To stay fresh for the shower gangbang.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2015, 01:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Be There on November 01, 2015, 12:45:20 PM
He can exchange his "porch monkey" jokes with his new cell mate.


Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".

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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2015, 01:37:32 PM »
He'll need the infamous gh15 sweatshirt so the thugs know he's a threat... :D
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2015, 01:45:22 PM »
potatank will join Groink in prison soon enough (sorry Josh)  :D


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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2015, 01:47:06 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 01, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".

"1"
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2015, 01:48:52 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 01, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".

"1"

Trading in his unused knee wraps for knee pads!
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2015, 02:01:49 PM »
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2015, 03:06:46 PM »
Pen and paper, in order to fake his own car accident death in jail.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2015, 03:10:10 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on November 01, 2015, 03:06:46 PM
Pen and paper, in order to fake his own car accident death in jail.

Tampons

And I'm sure you couldn't go wrong giving that thief a mirror
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2015, 03:13:31 PM »
Send him a recording of Booty talking dirty to get him through the cold lonely nights.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2015, 03:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Leatherneck on November 01, 2015, 03:13:31 PM
Send him a recording of Booty talking dirty to get him through the cold lonely nights.

A GED study guide
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2015, 03:33:25 PM »
Orange Tank tops.
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Re: Getbig Care Package for Groink
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2015, 03:42:57 PM »
Lifts for his shower slippers

Marty Falcon nutrition guide

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