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WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« on: November 06, 2015, 09:59:31 AM »
I dont understand this at all. Why would a place have a high gate with security officers at the gate, and then 20 yards or so down the fence is 3 feet high and obviously simple to hop over to gain access to this so called "guarded place". Whats the purpose? Baffling. Any security experts on here to explain this to me?

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2015, 10:23:40 AM »
Perceived status.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2015, 10:25:28 AM »
Ran out of money.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2015, 10:25:37 AM »
Cctv will protect you

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2015, 10:26:02 AM »
There are pails of landmines buried in the flower beds behind those walls.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2015, 10:46:17 AM »
looks very easy to get in to  :-X
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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2015, 10:56:18 AM »
I'm sure there are laser type perimeter alarms and pressure mats at certain points beyond that point if this really is a smaller high security area. If it's a school or hospital or similar, it more about perceived security at the high traffic points.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2015, 11:00:42 AM »
Impenetrable........as secure as Fort Knox.
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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2015, 12:30:02 PM »
the dude on the pic is 12 feet tall.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2015, 02:51:07 PM »
The dude close to the fence is white. The super dangerous electric fence with the buzz saws on top deploys when a Hebrew gets close.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2015, 02:51:29 PM »
Go visit any of these gated communities or even buildings that have a complex system to gain access to the grounds and you will realize that there are many other points of entry that are unguarded .

These things are designed to give the illusion of security so you can charge people more money to live there.

An extreme and not related example of a false sense of security is when banks spend a ton of money on a complex safe system just to get broken into by someone busting thru a wall from next door and getting into the vault via another method. This has happened many times.

An honest security company would ask clients "how secure would you like to feel" because that's for the most part what you get, a nice illusion of security.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2015, 02:57:57 PM »
I didn't know your world tour included a trip to the US southern border.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2015, 03:08:33 PM »
I didn't know your world tour included a trip to the US southern border.

that pic may or may not be a certain community in London

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2015, 03:40:35 PM »
Great security at the pakis "gated community"

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2015, 03:52:55 PM »
Cities are gross places.  Psycho rats in their overcrowded pen obsessing about their few walled off square meters. 

The population figure for any urban area should be given as the figure followed by "... people, shitty all day long."

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2015, 03:57:07 PM »
Great security at the pakis "gated community"

he gave me a 40 line cctv speech (I acted like I didnt know what cctv is just to make him type) and how I would be tackled and tasered before going 10 steps

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2015, 05:01:55 PM »
Cctv will protect you

This is most likely correct.  Even older cctv systems had excellent ptz (pan tilt zoom) capabilities and ~50x zoom, and software clients that offered reliable motion detection sensitivities.  Security would have plenty of time to respond assuming the security system itself is not not all smoke and mirrors and only intended as a deterrent.



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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2015, 05:09:32 PM »
Was speaking to someone last week. He said someone he knows got drugs into a prison yard using a drone - I asked how did they drop it? Froze package onto plate on bottom so it would melt and drop.

You can make security but someone will always find a way through.

The most idiotic thing to do is assume any system is foolproof. As for this place, does it need to be highly guarded? Randommers have flown helicoptors and ran over fence and up to White House so I guess it is widespread.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2015, 05:17:14 PM »
im gonna get bigmc to video my fat ass hopping that fence and then trying to evade security
bonus points if they taser me

it will happen

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2015, 05:20:06 PM »
im gonna get bigmc to video my fat ass hopping that fence and then trying to evade security
bonus points if they taser me

it will happen

You could be killing people inside before the health and safety forms were filled to taser you in UK.

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2015, 05:21:41 PM »
You could be killing people inside before the health and safety forms were filled to taser you in UK.

no shit hey?
what do you think my odds are on reaching the main building withouot getting caught?

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2015, 05:24:02 PM »
no shit hey?
what do you think my odds are on reaching the main building withouot getting caught?

2-1 on. I lowered odds cos you might have a heart attack or cramp up before reaching the building  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2015, 05:24:34 PM »
2-1 on. I lowered odds cos you might have a heart attack or cramp up before reaching the building  ;D ;D ;D

 >:( >:( >:(

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2015, 05:32:23 PM »

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Re: WTF Security? I Dont Get This
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2015, 05:33:51 PM »
>:( >:( >:(

Don't worry if I was with you I'd have prob done in ankle ligaments with the initial jump or comically concussed myself.

This week's gym injury appears to be a minor tear/muscle strain from deadlifting. Bad bruising on my lat/triceps.