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World's most expensive Porn
« on: November 10, 2015, 08:01:21 AM »
I know Art is important but this is just plain stupid.



"Reclining Nude," the century-old painting by Amedeo Modigliani, sold for $170,405,000 at a Christie's auction on Monday.

There were five bidders for the work and the auction lasted nine minutes. The Long Museum of Shanghai, founded by collectors Lui Yiqian and his wife Wang Wei, is the new owner of the painting.

This is the second-highest price for a painting sold at auction. Christie's had hoped the painting, made in 1917 and 1918, would fetch $100 million.



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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2015, 08:05:48 AM »
What a bunch of morons to buy that shit. Not even sexy, nothing special about it, yet it's "art". I never understood art or how some shitty as pics can be worth so much.

Bunch of patchouli perfume wearing turds with too much fuckin' money if you ask me.
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2015, 08:23:38 AM »
i thought painting was a matisse , it looks like his work..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D    i wonder what work pic'd below would go for??????
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2015, 08:52:46 AM »
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The Long Museum of Shanghai, founded by collectors Lui Yiqian and his wife Wang Wei, is the new owner of the painting.
do they have access to porn in China? If not, then it would explain the price for this crap.

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2015, 08:54:21 AM »
i thought painting was a matisse , it looks like his work..... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D    i wonder what work pic'd below would go for??????

I would take that painting over the other any day.
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2015, 08:57:52 AM »
That's a textbook example of nice neat pubic hair on a woman.

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2015, 08:57:58 AM »
a real 'masterpiece'  ::)

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2015, 09:06:44 AM »
After going to art shows you'll quickly realize there is no intrinsic value in art. Also, for laypeople like many of us, it's hard to appreciate what makes some paintings more valuable with just a cursory glance...

But I agree, 170 million is bullshit. I would rather see that redistributed to the lower class so it can be blown on quik-e-mart smokes and scratch-offs.

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2015, 09:12:39 AM »
But I agree, 170 million is bullshit. I would rather see that redistributed to the lower class so it can be blown on quik-e-mart smokes and scratch-offs.

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2015, 09:19:34 AM »
What a bunch of morons to buy that shit. Not even sexy, nothing special about it, yet it's "art". I never understood art or how some shitty as pics can be worth so much.

Bunch of patchouli perfume wearing turds with too much fuckin' money if you ask me.
you sound poor

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2015, 09:25:33 AM »
you sound poor

so how many 27 million $ paintings do you have at your place?
And yes, I am poor.
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2015, 09:33:46 AM »
so how many 27 million $ paintings do you have at your place?
And yes, I am poor.
poor is a relative term. a mere millionaire is poor compared to a mark cuban or koch bros. here's a pic of my digs.
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2015, 09:34:57 AM »
poor is a relative term. a mere millionaire is poor compared to a mark cuban or koch bros. here's a pic of my digs.
   and they keep me in the basement... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2015, 09:56:06 AM »
poor is a relative term. a mere millionaire is poor compared to a mark cuban or koch bros. here's a pic of my digs.

True. I'm never hungry, not a whole lot of stress but could be much more established at my age. But people are never happy anyway, so meh...
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2015, 09:57:53 AM »
A lot of dirty nasty plebs in this thread eating beans and commenting on each others' farts.

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2015, 10:02:49 AM »
A lot of dirty nasty plebs in this threads eating beans and commenting on each others' farts.

welcome home
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2015, 10:16:29 AM »
A lot of dirty nasty plebs in this threads eating beans and commenting on each others' farts.
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2015, 01:44:20 PM »
Should it turn out that painting was made by someone else...say a pupil of the painter, then usually at least 95% of the "value" disappears overnight....art market is for fools. Giant financial bubble thanks to central bank's free money...

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2015, 01:46:27 PM »
I know Art is important but this is just plain stupid.



"Reclining Nude," the century-old painting by Amedeo Modigliani, sold for $170,405,000 at a Christie's auction on Monday.

There were five bidders for the work and the auction lasted nine minutes. The Long Museum of Shanghai, founded by collectors Lui Yiqian and his wife Wang Wei, is the new owner of the painting.

This is the second-highest price for a painting sold at auction. Christie's had hoped the painting, made in 1917 and 1918, would fetch $100 million.



Yes. Would hit Raw No Condom.

imagine how many Getbig accounts they could buy with that money. Basile, Falcon and Kwon_2 accounts in your possession just after the wire transfer goes through.  :o

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2015, 01:46:29 PM »
Should it turn out that painting was made by someone else...say a pupil of the painter, then usually at least 95% of the "value" disappears overnight....art market is for fools. Giant financial bubble thanks to central bank's free money...
Which you don't have any of, hence the bitterness.

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2015, 02:16:24 PM »
Try to explain "art" to me.

Hermann Nitsch from Austria:
His "art" consists of throwing animal blood (mostly from pigs or cattles) with a bucket on a white canvas. 

His "paintings" are sold for around 200k - 450k (depending on size). If I'd do the same they'd put me in a mental institution.






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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2015, 02:19:23 PM »
Should it turn out that painting was made by someone else...say a pupil of the painter, then usually at least 95% of the "value" disappears overnight....art market is for fools. Giant financial bubble thanks to central bank's free money...



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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2015, 02:26:25 PM »
I'm gonna get some black canvas's and jerk off on them, sell it as art!
Bonus... Will film myself jerking off on the canvas's to bank in the schmoe world as well!

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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2015, 02:57:10 PM »
Try to explain "art" to me.

Hermann Nitsch from Austria:
His "art" consists of throwing animal blood (mostly from pigs or cattles) with a bucket on a white canvas. 

His "paintings" are sold for around 200k - 450k (depending on size). If I'd do the same they'd put me in a mental institution.








They did put him there along with prison for a long period of time.   The art that sells for that much was done at a time when it was illegal.  Newer works go for much less
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Re: World's most expensive Porn
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »

They did put him there along with prison for a long period of time.   The art that sells for that much was done at a time when it was illegal.  Newer works go for much less

That's the castle he bought from his "art". No, I'm not shitting you, he lives in a castle, and all he did for a living was throwing cow blood with a bucket on a white canvas.