Miami Beach

[Thong Maniac]

Anyone been here? Its nothing but europeans smoking and baking in the sun, and young euro teens in their rich piana type shoes and tight tank tops getting ready to clubbing. There is literally 10 americans there when i visited. Very confused. Parking and just driving is almost useless due to drivers and traffic. Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves

[robcguns]

Place sucks unless you are a hustler,then its pretty cool.

[da_vinci]

Some of my friends were there, I will make sure to visit it too. Most places in the world have something interesting to offer, Miami is a very expensive place, I'm sure it'd be great to spend there a week or two.

[Azure]

Avoid going during summer holidays because it seems to attract the worst elements. New Year's Eve is fun but other than that I like going in the spring.

[Pete Nice]

South/Miami Beach is one of the most interesting places in the world.  A lot of different things going on both in front of you, and behind the scenes.  You can literally sit in one spot on Ocean Drive and be entertained for an entire day.  But, there's plenty to do and I wouldn't advise that. 

[Thong Maniac]

South/Miami Beach is one of the most interesting places in the world.  A lot of different things going on both in front of you, and behind the scenes.  You can literally sit in one spot on Ocean Drive and be entertained for an entire day.  But, there's plenty to do and I wouldn't advise that. 

Care to give examples of behind the scenes stuff?

I see alot of tasty dirty milfs and young euro slags in cut off jean shorts but all with boyfriends or married usually

[XFACTOR]

There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)

[Thong Maniac]

There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)

Yah i go there for work and always regret staying there. Loud ass euro or spanish trash yelling in the hotel hallwys at 3am waking me up, unobtainable hot milfs with rich husbands, urban youths of peace all over the place, cigarrete smoke on the entire island, 40 dollars to work out at crunch gym for a fuckin day pass, traffic...
But god damn...unbelievable eye candy. I always wonder what they chicks do all day

[kh300]

I love that place. Haven't been in 10 years, but back in the day Jet Blue used to do $120 round trips from JFK. I pulled so much ass out of the Clevelander. We used to go all the time in winter. Back then it was all whites and spanish and a ton of Jews. Must be different now.

[LurkerNoMore]

Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

[The_Punisher]

and don't forget all those smucks who rented those Lambos and Ferraris and are acting as if they own it...

[Kwon_2]

Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves

Why hostile? Please elaborate.

[Svengoolie]

Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

Tell them about "urban beach week"....

[Thong Maniac]

Why hostile? Please elaborate.

Euro twinks like to fight. People drive VERY aggressively. People not friendly. Dog eat dog kind of life style here

[Azure]

Tell them about "urban beach week"....

I thought they stopped doing that. Wasn't that around Memorial Day? I have never been because that's not my style. I didn't care for it when we went in the summer. Too hot and just too many stupid people. Spring was nice. Not so hot.

It seemed like a lot of people go for New Years. Fun on the beach until later and just much more chill and relaxed than someplace like Vegas but still fun

the club scene I thought was more wild and had better looking people than Vegas

[deadz]

So Fla. is a cesspool.

[ProudVirgin69]

Anyone been here? Its nothing but europeans smoking and baking in the sun, and young euro teens in their rich piana type shoes and tight tank tops getting ready to clubbing. There is literally 10 americans there when i visited. Very confused. Parking and just driving is almost useless due to drivers and traffic. Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves

Hit the beaches south of 10th st for topless/nude sunbathing 

[240 is Back]

Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

it's gross.  

The closest I go is playing Vice City on the PS2

[da_vinci]

There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)

Fukk you.  I've got a hard.

[hardgainerj]

spooks, spics, ruskies, & kikes

[muscularny]

spooks, spics, ruskies, & kikes

4 words and you offended a few billion people

Miami is what you make of it, you have great hotels there and great normal nightlife. If you are looking for craziness you will find it there just like you will in NY or CA.

There are many gays in Miami but they are not a danger to nobody. IF you are in great shape (and great shape in NY can mean out of shape in Miami) then you might get gays complimenting you there very often.

Miami is full of hot Spanish girls too, they are friendly and very nice.

[ritch]

My ex was always bugging me to go to the music festival as her boss had a penthouse for us to stay for free. I never went as I was broke ass broke, could not even afford a plane ticket.

But I checked out the prices as I wanted to go later and it's out of reach for most people. She was telling me about crunch gym, I had no idea it was $40, fuckin' shit heads to charge that much...

I hear  nobody speaks English so fuck Miami.

[Rambone]

Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

Same here. Born and raised in Fort Lauderdale yet only go south of Broward county if it's for a football game or if I'm going to the Keys. Miami is for queefs, queers, and tourists.

[Svengoolie]

Yeah I would only leave broward to go as far south as north Miami beach usually. But broward has also been changing for the worst as I.understand it.

And yeah, urban beach week definitely still goes on. Hebrew got gunned down by the man a couple years ago during one.

[Thong Maniac]

Hit the beaches south of 10th st for topless/nude sunbathing 

Holy shit i didnt know about this