A true renaissance man. Changing the world one ab shot a time.
The entire head looks deformed. He's got that Jay Leno banana looking face thing going on.
Right... his chin is enormous, and his unsightly features are entirely out of whack. Or, you're an idiot.
The twisting ab shot always puts ISIS on the run. Thanks Big Mike (229 lbs)!
Bullet proof.Just like George Farrah when he was leading that elite police task force
Check his dead dog in the background lol. Noose still around it's neck, indicating a clear case of suicide. Hopefully when Mike's done with the selfies, he might actually get round to giving it a burial this week.
what is that? Is that his dog? Didn't his dog die? Anyone?
Not right now...
Success is, being in your late 40's and having your life revolve around ab selfies.
I think he does a bit more than that.
I'm sure he does many more selfies than that.
lol. The facial close ups showing the flawless cosmetically enhanced skin is another fan favorite.