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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2015, 07:35:13 AM »
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2015, 07:37:14 AM »
Quote from: Mr.1derful on November 14, 2015, 08:23:19 PM
Success is, being in your late 40's and having your life revolve around ab selfies. 

Haters gonna hate...

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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2015, 07:40:30 AM »
Quote from: da_vinci on November 15, 2015, 07:37:14 AM
Haters gonna hate...



Girlfriend's car.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2015, 07:41:37 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 07:40:30 AM
Girlfriend's car.

Would like to be his gf...................... .......




homo no
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2015, 07:44:03 AM »
Quote from: affeman on November 14, 2015, 08:48:05 AM
Not right now...




Is the dog in the other room sleeping, or did it commit suicide? ;)
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2015, 07:46:53 AM »
Quote from: da_vinci on November 15, 2015, 07:41:37 AM
Would like to be his gf...................... .......




homo no

Meta-thought on the GB use of "[no|full] homo": it doesn't matter if you claim no or full homo, you're excused from an obvious homosexual remark as a heterosexual man that just appreciates the male form (no homo).

Woe betide the man that accidentally omits the "homo" variant because then you are well and completely "outed".
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2015, 07:47:59 AM »
I bet he does mad Flash Jumps in front a mirror several times a day.  What an easy to maintain façade.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2015, 07:51:09 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 07:46:53 AM
Meta-thought on the GB use of "[no|full] homo": it doesn't matter if you claim no or full homo, you're excused from an obvious homosexual remark as a heterosexual man that just appreciates the male form (no homo).

Woe betide the man that accidentally omits the "homo" variant because then you are well and completely "outed".

I think this pretty much sums it up:

if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
   $poster="Full blown homo"
 }
else {
     echo "Str8 as an arrow";
 }

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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2015, 07:58:46 AM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on November 15, 2015, 07:44:03 AM

Is the dog in the other room sleeping, or did it commit suicide? ;)


bwa ha ha lizzy that was a good one

i wonder what mike and that dog were doing
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2015, 08:49:58 AM »
Quote from: da_vinci on November 15, 2015, 07:51:09 AM
I think this pretty much sums it up:

if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
   $poster="Full blown homo"
 }
else {
     echo "Str8 as an arrow";
 }

I think your logic is slightly off

if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
   $poster="Getbigger";
} else {
   $poster="homo";
   $flag=outed;
   GTFO($poster);
}

Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2015, 08:53:05 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 08:49:58 AM
I think your logic is slightly off

if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
  &guy"
} else {
   $poster="homo"
   $flag=outed
   GTFO($poster)
}

Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.

Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2015, 08:54:40 AM »
Quote from: el numero uno on November 15, 2015, 08:53:05 AM
Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.

The rewrite regex fired on that, I think.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2015, 09:06:55 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on November 15, 2015, 08:49:58 AM
I think your logic is slightly off

if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
   $poster="Getbigger";
} else {
   $poster="homo";
   $flag=outed;
   GTFO($poster);
}

Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.

Yep, that's about it.

I'd incorporate superglobal $_HOMO, just for the sake of it.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2015, 09:07:41 AM »
Lots of world class coders in this thread - Carmack watch out.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2015, 09:08:11 AM »
Load "no_homo",8,1

RUN
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2015, 09:08:28 AM »
Quote from: el numero uno on November 15, 2015, 08:53:05 AM
Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.

Goodcum thinks HTML is a programming language, I think we're safe.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2015, 09:16:56 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on November 15, 2015, 09:07:41 AM
Lots of world class coders in this thread - Carmack watch out.

Dunno. I mashed up C++, JavaScript and Python to get my point across. I don't think that pile of crap would compile in any language.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2015, 05:23:20 PM »
Quote from: da_vinci on November 15, 2015, 07:37:14 AM
Haters gonna hate...



His hair looks real there.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2015, 05:25:51 PM »
Quote from: affeman on November 14, 2015, 08:48:05 AM
Not right now...



thats a lot more than my thoughts on paris...!
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2015, 05:43:28 PM »
Quote from: affeman on November 14, 2015, 08:48:05 AM
Not right now...



Nice mullet. Who the fuck gets a mullet wig for something other than part of a Halloween costume?
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2015, 02:14:15 AM »
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2015, 08:38:25 AM »
Dude sure loves himself.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2015, 08:46:45 AM »
Quote from: da_vinci on November 15, 2015, 07:51:09 AM
I think this pretty much sums it up:

if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
   $poster="Full blown homo"
 }
else {
     echo "Str8 as an arrow";
 }



Php, mahahaha, what a fucking noob.
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2015, 09:39:50 AM »
Quote from: Raymondo on November 16, 2015, 08:46:45 AM
Php, mahahaha, what a fucking noob.

I'm a webdev, what do you expect ffs  :-X?
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Re: Mike O'Hearns thoughts on the Paris terror attacks!
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2015, 09:42:26 AM »
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