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WOOO

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Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« on: November 15, 2015, 02:22:59 AM »
Today is one of those days
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King Shizzo

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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2015, 02:39:29 AM »
This thread takes the piss.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2015, 03:33:55 AM »
piss of peace
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2015, 03:35:21 AM »
Outed..
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2015, 03:40:36 AM »
Quote from: WOOO on November 15, 2015, 02:22:59 AM
Today is one of those days

Did you fully empty your bladder sitting down? Or did you have to stand up to complete the job?
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2015, 03:44:34 AM »
I do, just so I can consult the authorities on Bodybuilding techniques  ;)
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2015, 03:52:22 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on November 15, 2015, 03:40:36 AM
Did you fully empty your bladder sitting down? Or did you have to stand up to complete the job?


Nah. It was a nice quiet long seated piss. Then I sat there for 20 minutes reading the paper.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2015, 04:07:12 AM »
This information doesn't surprise me.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2015, 06:41:24 AM »
Pissening
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2015, 08:36:17 AM »
TMI of piss.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2015, 08:38:20 AM »
I HAVE to sit down to take a piss, I have a bad back and the doc told me not to lift anything heavy.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2015, 08:44:07 AM »
Quote from: oldgolds on November 15, 2015, 08:38:20 AM
I HAVE to sit down to take a piss, I have a bad back and the doc told me not to lift anything heavy.
Your balls?
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2015, 08:58:23 AM »
Quote from: WOOO on November 15, 2015, 02:22:59 AM
Today is one of those days
You pussy.
That is all. :D
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2015, 02:11:35 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 15, 2015, 08:58:23 AM
You pussy.
That is all. :D



Try it.  Sometimes it's nice. ...
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2015, 02:19:23 PM »
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2015, 02:32:40 PM »
Quote from: WOOO on November 15, 2015, 02:11:35 PM


Try it.  Sometimes it's nice. ...
you know, that is what schmoes say about sucking dicks. it is a gateway dude. ;D
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2015, 03:53:30 PM »
Anyone else ever get disgusted pissing in a public toilet when your bellend hits the inside of toilet bowl? It is fucking horrible but if you're shitting (which means you really need to in a public toilet) you can't avoid it.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2015, 04:04:31 PM »
How do you piss sitting down first thing in the morning? I always wake with a boner.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2015, 04:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 15, 2015, 04:04:31 PM
How do you piss sitting down first thing in the morning? I always wake with a boner.

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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2015, 04:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 15, 2015, 04:04:31 PM
How do you piss sitting down first thing in the morning? I always wake with a boner.

He's facing the bathtub while he sitting... I sense his stream is strong in the morning.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2015, 04:39:34 PM »
Quote from: WOOO on November 15, 2015, 02:11:35 PM


Try it.  Sometimes it's nice. ...

I can't, I don't want my giant cock hanging down into that gross cold water.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2015, 04:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on November 15, 2015, 03:53:30 PM
Anyone else ever get disgusted pissing in a public toilet when your bellend hits the inside of toilet bowl? It is fucking horrible but if you're shitting (which means you really need to in a public toilet) you can't avoid it.

next you'll be telling us you sit on the bare seat :-X

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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2015, 04:47:53 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on November 15, 2015, 04:44:03 PM
next you'll be telling us you sit on the bare seat :-X



Local coffee shop had no seat there for a while. It was that or use the public toilet on beach when i needed to shit badly. I cupped balls (not hard) and dick and washed it after.

I have had to shit in worse places. Ie side of a mountain with no toilet paper or train in Denmark with no toilets.
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2015, 04:53:28 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on November 15, 2015, 04:47:53 PM
Local coffee shop had no seat there for a while. It was that or use the public toilet on beach when i needed to shit badly. I cupped balls (not hard) and dick and washed it after.

I have had to shit in worse places. Ie side of a mountain with no toilet paper or train in Denmark with no toilets.

ha, we've all been there mate.. in those situaations, the arse should hover above the pot. or if you must sit, then copious amounts of bogroll shouls be used to cover the seat, a strip down the front to avoid contact with the bowl and a graet big wad coverving the water to stop a neptunes kiss ;D
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Re: Sometimes I enjoy my morning piss sitting down
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2015, 05:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 15, 2015, 04:04:31 PM
How do you piss sitting down first thing in the morning? I always wake with a boner.


Not a daily occurrence for me.. Usually get those at 3am. I piss in the tub and get back to bed.
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