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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2015, 01:52:23 PM »
 You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at WhiteWidow and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with the bench, you got a 50-50 chance of benching'. But he’s a genetic freak, so you got a 25% at best of failing. And then you add roids and hgh to the mix? Your chances of failing' drasticy go down. See the 500lb bench, you and I got a 33 1/3 chance of pressing. But he’s got a 66 2/3 chance of pressing, cause everyone KNOWS he’s the man! So, haters, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of Bencching ' what I bench! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at pressing”, if you were going to try to outbench one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percent’s, I got a 141 2/3 chance of beating you! See,; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you 
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2015, 02:55:38 PM »
 
Quote from: residue on November 17, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at WhiteWidow and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with the bench, you got a 50-50 chance of benching'. But he’s a genetic freak, so you got a 25% at best of failing. And then you add roids and hgh to the mix? Your chances of failing' drasticy go down. See the 500lb bench, you and I got a 33 1/3 chance of pressing. But he’s got a 66 2/3 chance of pressing, cause everyone KNOWS he’s the man! So, haters, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of Bencching ' what I bench! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at pressing”, if you were going to try to outbench one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percent’s, I got a 141 2/3 chance of beating you! See,; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you 

 :D LOL @ " the numbers dont like"  :D ;D
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2015, 03:42:56 PM »
I feel sorry for those who seek the admiration and approval of the nameless faceless people who exist on forums.
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2015, 04:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Weedlejuice on November 17, 2015, 03:42:56 PM
I feel sorry for those who seek the admiration and approval of the nameless faceless people who exist on forums.

I admire and approve this post.
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2015, 04:29:54 PM »
Quote from: residue on November 17, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at WhiteWidow and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with the bench, you got a 50-50 chance of benching'. But he’s a genetic freak, so you got a 25% at best of failing. And then you add roids and hgh to the mix? Your chances of failing' drasticy go down. See the 500lb bench, you and I got a 33 1/3 chance of pressing. But he’s got a 66 2/3 chance of pressing, cause everyone KNOWS he’s the man! So, haters, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of Bencching ' what I bench! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at pressing”, if you were going to try to outbench one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percent’s, I got a 141 2/3 chance of beating you! See,; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you 

I remember that Scott Steiner promo....had me in stitches..... :D
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2015, 03:15:08 AM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on November 17, 2015, 01:01:44 PM
What I don't get is how he can claim to afford enough gear to get someone on stage at the nationals but he hasn't been able to upgrade his phone since 1996.



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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2015, 03:17:27 AM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on November 17, 2015, 01:01:44 PM
What I don't get is how he can claim to afford enough gear to get someone on stage at the nationals but he hasn't been able to upgrade his phone since 1996.

It's a burner phone. Like all the other "gangstas"
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2015, 09:55:26 AM »
bump.

Any pics for us today homo?
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2015, 03:03:49 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 19, 2015, 09:55:26 AM
bump.

Any pics for us today homo?
so you can compare whi looks  the best lål?
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2015, 03:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Kim Jong Bob on November 19, 2015, 03:03:49 PM
so you can compare whi looks  the best lål?

Nope, just trolling...
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2015, 03:48:08 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 19, 2015, 03:12:03 PM
Nope, just trolling...


He won't g&o.
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2015, 03:58:59 PM »
Im fucking DEEP in someones head
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2015, 04:02:18 PM »
Quote from: residue on November 17, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at WhiteWidow and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with the bench, you got a 50-50 chance of benching'. But he’s a genetic freak, so you got a 25% at best of failing. And then you add roids and hgh to the mix? Your chances of failing' drasticy go down. See the 500lb bench, you and I got a 33 1/3 chance of pressing. But he’s got a 66 2/3 chance of pressing, cause everyone KNOWS he’s the man! So, haters, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of Bencching ' what I bench! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at pressing”, if you were going to try to outbench one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percent’s, I got a 141 2/3 chance of beating you! See,; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you 

5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions
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Re: This WhiteWidow troll is hilarious.
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2015, 04:04:19 PM »
Quote from: hazbin on November 19, 2015, 04:02:18 PM
5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions

gimme your address again so I can mail my meds to you  :-X
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