NFL Football - Total Shit This Year?

[The True Adonis]

You have the world's worst bodybuilding genetics and a Moe Howard combover, if you had any self-awareness at all you would be suicidal

You got any pics comparable to this, hot shot?

[Walter Sobchak]

You got any pics comparable to this, hot shot?

If only there was a Hall of Fame for ugly.....

That hair looks like a bad horror movie prop.

[The True Adonis]

If only there was a Hall of Fame for ugly.....

That hair looks like a bad horror movie prop.

Thats what I thought.  You probably look like Jared Fogle. 

[absfabs]

i want kurt warner to come back

amen

he made league interesting cuz never knew what shit team had him and his team would upset champs n stuff

[Walter Sobchak]

Thats what I thought.  You probably look like Jared Fogle. 

You are one ugly, skinny fat troll.

I've seen better hair in a dishrag.

[CalvinH]

You got any pics comparable to this, hot shot?

Alexander the Great haircut.

[Walter Sobchak]

Alexander the Great haircut.

True Adonis actually makes Peyton Manning seem like a handsome man.

[El Diablo Blanco]

True Adonis is the biggest closet NFL  fan out there.  It never fails that you can start an NFL thread and he'll jump in claiming it's homo or that he hates it.  He could be silent for weeks, post an NFL thread and he all of a sudden appears.

[Walter Sobchak]

True Adonis is the biggest closet NFL  fan out there.  It never fails that you can start an NFL thread and he'll jump in claiming it's homo or that he hates it.  He could be silent for weeks, post an NFL thread and he all of a sudden appears.

No secret to that. The Quentin Tarantino looking phaggot runs 100 gimmicks or more. He's on the board every spare minute he's not doing his wifely duties.

[The True Adonis]

True Adonis is the biggest closet NFL  fan out there.  It never fails that you can start an NFL thread and he'll jump in claiming it's homo or that he hates it.  He could be silent for weeks, post an NFL thread and he all of a sudden appears.

I love how far off base you are nearly ever thread.   

[Rambone]

Over-officiating has ruined the game plain and simple. There's a flag on almost every play and it has gotten to a point where you can't even celebrate a big play without scanning the field for a yellow flag first. It's fucking ridiculous how the refs can skew the outcomes of these games.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Over-officiating has ruined the game plain and simple. There's a flag on almost every play and it has gotten to a point where you can't even celebrate a big play without scanning the field for a yellow flag first. It's fucking ridiculous how the refs can skew the outcomes of these games.

It's interesting that the refs are flagging more at the same time that Draft Kings and Fan Duel are all popular.  You don't think they're making some big money on the side?

[CalvinH]

I love how far off base you are nearly ever thread.   

Do you still have that fantastic Alexander the Great haircut

[El Diablo Blanco]

I love how far off base you are nearly ever thread.   

When are you going to star in Lord of the Rings 4?

[Thin Lizzy]

It's interesting that the refs are flagging more at the same time that Draft Kings and Fan Duel are all popular.  You don't think they're making some big money on the side?

This is nothing new. I remember the old time gamblers in my neighborhood say that when the officials made a lot of holding calls, it was because they were trying to keep the score "Under."

[Walter Sobchak]

I love how far off base you are nearly ever thread.   

Is it awkward having see-through hair?

Do your spaghetti arms suffer from tendinitis from combing that hair down and over every day?

[The True Adonis]

Is it awkward having see-through hair?

Do your spaghetti arms suffer from tendinitis from combing that hair down and over every day?

Anything magnified becomes transparent as atoms are mostly empty space.  Hair, if magnified at the atomic level, would look like nothing empty light.

I have larger arms than you do and larger than you ever will, not to mention leaner.  That is something you are going to have to go through life dealing with, Not I.

[Walter Sobchak]

Anything magnified becomes transparent as atoms are mostly empty space.  Hair, if magnified at the atomic level, would look like nothing empty light.

I have larger arms than you do and larger than you ever will, not to mention leaner.  That is something you are going to have to go through life dealing with, Not I.

You have birthing hips

[El Diablo Blanco]

This is nothing new. I remember the old time gamblers in my neighborhood say that when the officials made a lot of holding calls, it was because they were trying to keep the score "Under."

Remember the phantom holding call to give Pitt the Super Bowl over the Seahawks.  These fuckers can determine a game anytime.

[The True Adonis]

You have birthing hips

I want you to be my baby.  I would put the cutest little bonnet on you.  You have no idea.

[Walter Sobchak]

I want you to be my baby.  I would put the cutest little bonnet on you.  You have no idea.

You look like a scarecrow with a combover and an Oprah nose

[Yamcha]

You look like a scarecrow with a combover and an Oprah nose

[Thin Lizzy]

Remember the phantom holding call to give Pitt the Super Bowl over the Seahawks.  These fuckers can determine a game anytime.

No doubt. The holding call is the primary tool for doing so, as it can be called on every play, and can turn a big gain into a 10 yard loss.

[El Diablo Blanco]

No doubt. The holding call is the primary tool for doing so, as it can be called on every play, and can turn a big gain into a 10 yard loss.

I have no doubt that a group of refs are raking in cash on those daily fantasy sites.  The NFL would have to bury the story fast when they find evidence.

[Yamcha]

PC Flag Throwing of Peace