Author Topic: Stationary Bike Issues (Read 4134 times)

Set It Up · « **on:** November 17, 2015, 03:53:41 PM »

I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an hour. However, my ass hurts like a b$$tch around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2015, 03:55:18 PM »

Remove the seat.

hazbin · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2015, 03:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 03:53:41 PM

I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an hour. However, my ass hurts like a guy around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

you realize how you've set yourself up here no? incoming dildo seats in 5,4,3.....

gym**rat · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2015, 03:59:58 PM »

Believe it or not I am going to give you a serious answer. I have a performance road bike. I never ride without a pair of Pearl Izumi bike shorts on. They have gel in the ass and crotch. I ride distances on the road like you do ipon the stationary bike. It saves my ass.

Set It Up · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:05:50 PM »

hmmm not sure how to reply to any of this

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:07:11 PM »

Deep tissue massages to the rectum will fix this.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 04:05:50 PM

hmmm not sure how to reply to any of this

Use your imagination

Set It Up · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2015, 04:22:40 PM

Use your imagination

Im too mature to reply to this silliness

viking1 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:27:39 PM »

Wear cycling shorts or bib shorts.. any technical clothing with a chamois stitched in. Your ass will feel like it's on a cloud.

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:29:22 PM »

They sell a ton of gel/foam seat covers

Grape Ape · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:29:52 PM »

Sit on a steak to mimic muscle.

gym**rat · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:33:17 PM »

Quote from: BlackMetallic on November 17, 2015, 04:29:22 PM

They sell a ton of gel/foam seat covers

These seats actually cause more pain due to the bulk of them. The shorts I mention above have the gel right where you need it with minimal bulk.

Set It Up · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:38:49 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on November 17, 2015, 04:33:17 PM

These seats actually cause more pain due to the bulk of them. The shorts I mention above have the gel right where you need it with minimal bulk.

picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week

gym**rat · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 04:38:49 PM

picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week

Well there went my dinner on the floor. I hate the looks of them so I always wear basketball shorts over them.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:48:01 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 04:38:49 PM

picture me in those shorts--PICTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEE---good luck sleeping for a week

I have them....they fit under shorts if you want. Don't have to go the douchebag bike rider look.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:55:01 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 03:53:41 PM

I love the stationary bike, just peeled off 18.6 miles in an hour. However, my ass hurts like a b$$tch around the 35 minute mark. Is there something a person can put on a bike seat (that wont move around) to cushion my precious ass?

Get a broader bike seat. Racing bike seats take a lot of getting used to.....think hard ass.

Set It Up · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:57:05 PM »

Im getting those shorts in white and doing a 30 minute video of me on the bike,...with the camera behind me

Primemuscle · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2015, 04:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on November 17, 2015, 04:57:05 PM

Im getting those shorts in white and doing a 30 minute video of me on the bike,...with the camera behind me

That should be hot!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:05:07 PM »

Yeah. Swim. Unless you don't enjoy immersing yourself in other people's urine.

Gel ass shorts are only 1/2 a solution. The other half ime is riding every day until you're used to it, but it's worse each day for about a week. In the end (ba dum), I decided anything that uncomfortable is a stupid form of exercise.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:13:28 PM »

Suck it up and quit being a bitch

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:15:03 PM »

You need to nair your sac n crack

Set It Up · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:22:11 PM »

Quote from: chaos on November 17, 2015, 05:13:28 PM

Suck it up and quit being a bitch

was waiting for your fucking song and dance 2 cents in this thread canvas kisser

hazbin · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:27:53 PM »

i don;t know whether to be let down or proud of getbig for not taking this thread to the gutter at light speed.

Set It Up · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:37:27 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 17, 2015, 05:27:53 PM

i don;t know whether to be let down or proud of getbig for not taking this thread to the gutter at light speed.

they didnt want to end up on the "fight tour"

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:51:41 PM »

The rower is easier on the glutes