Author Topic: My biggest strength coach challenge yet. (Read 2878 times)

240 is Back · « **Reply #25 on:** November 19, 2015, 04:02:05 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 11:06:35 PM

Orange County. I believe one of the most conservative counties in Cal.

it's like the flower pot of daisies in a field of manure.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #26 on:** November 19, 2015, 06:08:12 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 09:45:33 PM

Just been extended and offer that I took as the Strength and Conditioning coach for a football team that hasn't won a league GAME in 13 seasons.

Flame on!

Are the kids white?

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #27 on:** November 19, 2015, 06:47:13 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 10:42:00 PM

Haha, very true. I didn't even think about that. I'm putting that into the team speech.

What drug protocol are you going to put them on?

Your typical high school athlete drug stack?

drkaje · « **Reply #28 on:** November 19, 2015, 07:03:35 AM »

Being out of shape is why they've sucked that long?

That's delusional.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #29 on:** November 19, 2015, 07:58:48 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on November 19, 2015, 07:03:35 AM

Being out of shape is why they've sucked that long?

That's delusional.

Not out of "shape". Just poor programming and planning when it came to strength, speed and movement. Will they win a championship any time soon? No, will they win some games? Yes.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #30 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:01:49 AM »

slip a few vitamins into the water bottles, they may be just lacking appropriate supplementation protocols

wes · « **Reply #31 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:06:23 AM »

Good luck Joe.......sounds like you may need it.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #32 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:08:03 AM »

Joe,

Best of luck.. It sounds like you will certainly need it.

"1"

mr.turbo · « **Reply #33 on:** November 19, 2015, 08:15:13 AM »

i hear USPLabs has some great and effective products

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #34 on:** November 19, 2015, 09:48:09 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on November 19, 2015, 06:08:12 AM

Are the kids white?

Not all. We have a good diversity of athletes.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #35 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:03:10 AM »

a good way to recruit kids is with sponsorships

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #36 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:07:04 AM »

Quote from: mr.turbo on November 19, 2015, 10:03:10 AM

a good way to recruit kids is with sponsorships

Huh?

mr.turbo · « **Reply #37 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:12:27 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 19, 2015, 10:07:04 AM

Huh?

I used to play ice hockey, I was on a team that got free skates, amongst other things, everyone wanted to be on the team because it was cool to be sponsored. (obviously we were pretty good too)

bigmikecox · « **Reply #38 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:13:44 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 19, 2015, 09:48:09 AM

Not all. We have a good diversity of athletes.

Put the black kids at your skill positions.

Good luck bro!

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #39 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:22:07 AM »

Quote from: mr.turbo on November 19, 2015, 10:12:27 AM

I used to play ice hockey, I was on a team that got free skates, amongst other things, everyone wanted to be on the team because it was cool to be sponsored. (obviously we were pretty good too)

CIF prohibits recruiting (all though it's done) or individual sponsorship's. The only way this particular program can be rebuilt is to start winning and attracting athletes that want to play for a winning team also develop the pop-warner feeder teams and athletes that will be incoming freshmen.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #40 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:28:34 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on November 19, 2015, 10:13:44 AM

Put the black kids at your skill positions.

Good luck bro!

I agree but remember, I'm just the strength and conditioning guy. We have a great receivers coach that's a former LB Poly player, record holder (that I think still stands) at UCLA and former NFL wide receiver. It's actually a good coaching staff that was brought in last year from LB Poly. The problem is this school has lost for so long it's difficult to get the kids to buy into the program.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #41 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:29:05 AM »

I thought Coach's biggest challenge was reaching the top shelf of his refrigerator

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #42 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:29:09 AM »

Good luck Coach.

As a NY Giants fan, I recall Super Bowl MVP Otis Anderson saying that he primarily practiced movements that would actually take place in the game, things like running around obstacles, and running with someone holding him, as opposed to drills like wind sprints or box jumps.

hazbin · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:31:04 AM »

Quote from: Be There on November 19, 2015, 03:47:32 AM

Not a bad gig coach, if they don't win a game with you its no big deal, if they win one you will be fucking insufferable on here taking all the credit.

my first thought was it's like dating a girl who's never had an orgasm

you're off the hook if she doesn't but a gawd if she does

mr.turbo · « **Reply #44 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:31:42 AM »

Canada's most famous high school football coach

He donated a bunch of equipment to the team but ended up getting fired. (for comments he made in the media)

After he was fired he demanded the equipment be returned to him

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #45 on:** November 19, 2015, 10:37:44 AM »

Quote from: Be There on November 19, 2015, 03:47:32 AM

Not a bad gig coach, if they don't win a game with you its no big deal, if they win one you will be fucking insufferable on here taking all the credit.

lmao

I wouldn't need to put on here. It would be in every news paper in So.Cal..haha