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My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:45:33 PM »
Just been extended and offer that I took as the Strength and Conditioning coach for a football team that hasn't won a league GAME in 13 seasons.

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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »
Hi Joe.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2015, 09:57:56 PM »
I used to play for a rugby team in my teens that didn't win for two seasons. One season we didn't score a point.

It was a tad demoralising, so fuck knows what morale must be like after 13.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2015, 10:01:26 PM »
Maybe they need to be in a lower division or get a better coach.  Is there still a lot of interest in football at the school? 
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2015, 10:15:05 PM »
was 100% expecting a pic of me  :(
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2015, 10:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on November 18, 2015, 09:57:56 PM
I used to play for a rugby team in my teens that didn't win for two seasons. One season we didn't score a point.

It was a tad demoralising, so fuck knows what morale must be like after 13.

CIF doesn't allow recruiting. It's been damn hard to get athletes.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2015, 10:22:44 PM »
Quote from: WalterWhite on November 18, 2015, 10:01:26 PM
Maybe they need to be in a lower division or get a better coach.  Is there still a lot of interest in football at the school? 

They dropped three seasons ago.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2015, 10:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on November 18, 2015, 09:57:56 PM
I used to play for a rugby team in my teens that didn't win for two seasons. One season we didn't score a point.

It was a tad demoralising, so fuck knows what morale must be like after 13.

Fuck man... That first point scored must have been a hell of a feeling. Did your team have cheer leaders?
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2015, 10:33:03 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 18, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
Fuck man... That first point scored must have been a hell of a feeling. Did your team have cheer leaders?

I told the head coach after losing for seasons, if they could win just ONE league game it would literally be history at that school.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2015, 10:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 10:33:03 PM
I told the head coach after losing for seasons, if they could win just ONE league game it would literally be history at that school.

Would suck to be the team they lost to, lol! They go in the record book too...
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2015, 10:42:00 PM »
Quote from: ritch on November 18, 2015, 10:36:40 PM
Would suck to be the team they lost to, lol! They go in the record book too...

Haha, very true. I didn't even think about that. I'm putting that into the team speech.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2015, 10:43:10 PM »
I checked my email...still no program from you

Potato is sad  :(
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2015, 10:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on November 18, 2015, 10:43:10 PM
I checked my email...still no program from you

Potato is sad  :(

By Saturday. Just pull the fork out of your mouth until then.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2015, 10:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 10:49:06 PM
By Saturday. Just pull the fork out of your mouth until then.

I use my fingers..wats a fork
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2015, 10:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on November 18, 2015, 10:43:10 PM
I checked my email...still no program from you

Potato is sad  :(

Eat a steak. Then you would have a steak and potato.... ;D

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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2015, 10:56:02 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 10:42:00 PM
Haha, very true. I didn't even think about that. I'm putting that into the team speech.

How awesome to know I have inspired part of a pre game speech!
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2015, 11:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
Just been extended and offer that I took as the Strength and Conditioning coach for a football team that has only won the popular vote once in the past six Presidential elections.

Flame on!

I didn't know the Republican party had a football team.  Cool!
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2015, 11:03:10 PM »
Midget
Am i still fighting Kongo

I predict...painnnnnn

And thankfully i have travel health insurance for that pain
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2015, 11:06:35 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on November 18, 2015, 11:02:21 PM
I didn't know the Republican party had a football team.  Cool!

Orange County. I believe one of the most conservative counties in Cal.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2015, 11:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on November 18, 2015, 11:03:10 PM
Midget
Am i still fighting Kongo

I predict...painnnnnn

And thankfully i have travel health insurance for that pain

Yes, but do you have burial insurance? lol
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2015, 12:59:14 AM »
they just need to up the dose.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2015, 01:34:58 AM »
Quote from: Set It Up on November 18, 2015, 10:15:05 PM
was 100% expecting a pic of me  :(
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2015, 01:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2015, 11:06:35 PM
Orange County. I believe one of the most conservative counties in Cal.

Imo the best too. Parents are still in Irvine
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2015, 02:08:44 AM »
Quote from: ritch on November 18, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
Fuck man... That first point scored must have been a hell of a feeling. Did your team have cheer leaders?

Yeah, we scored at a tournament. Still lost the game though, haha.

You don't really get cheerleaders in Rugby. We were a bunch of scrawny council estate rats playing against Welsh "teenagers" who had full beards and weighed twice as much as us. Used to be a case of us kicking off, them scoring, rinse and repeat for the rest of the game.
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Re: My biggest strength coach challenge yet.
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2015, 03:47:32 AM »
Not a bad gig coach, if they don't win a game with you its no big deal, if they win one you will be fucking insufferable on here taking all the credit.

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