Author Topic: Jason Blahacalypse Now (Read 56217 times)

_bruce_ · « **Reply #50 on:** November 22, 2015, 07:28:54 AM »

Well, all these letter soup agencies need people to work for them... so who's doing their dirty work?

Is Blaha the barrel chested ex Black Beret* that he does not pretend to be...

*secret squadrons that protect mine workers from subterranean intra-terrestrials

Army of One · « **Reply #51 on:** November 22, 2015, 07:50:06 AM »

He got a million views in 5 days with that holly mama steroid video he did, so many more subscribers now

WannaBePro · « **Reply #52 on:** January 06, 2016, 04:36:25 AM »

Apparently Blaha was invited by Lobliner to do a debate on BioGro (the bullshit supplement made from colostrum which apparently increases GH production or some stupid shit like that) at an expo.

2:50 seconds in says he needs permission to carry weaponry with him at all times with the understanding that any physical assault on him will result in the death of that person.
And, apparently, no amount of armed security guards can protect him like he can protect himself. He hints, once again, that he was trained at "The Farm" in Langley by the CIA (I believe he said he worked for the CIA at some point

).

I know most getbiggers hate this delusional fat fuck, and wouldn't give him their view, but its a train-wreck I can't stop watching...

a_pupil · « **Reply #53 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:02:57 PM »

Lol. Thank God this fool never posted on getbig.

Edit, blaha shit his pants and deleted the vid. Re-uploaded here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0By8sNf7RfjThZTJoUEFpaVBkdjg/view

Army of One · « **Reply #54 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:37:38 PM »

Lol, thats all i can say

drkaje · « **Reply #55 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:51:03 PM »

Was that 15 minutes of him saying nothing?

Nails · « **Reply #56 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:56:01 PM »

epic_alien · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:57:13 PM »

this guy has lost his mind in a big way. i appreciate that he keeps entertaining everyone though.

Nails · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2016, 02:59:49 PM »

the best part starts at 14:20 Mark

Quote from: a_pupil on May 05, 2016, 02:02:57 PM

Lol. Thank God this fool never posted on getbig.

Army of One · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:01:32 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 05, 2016, 02:51:03 PM

Was that 15 minutes of him saying nothing?

Copied from fitmisc

Family has such great connections in government that they got him a job as a merc.
-The country faced an alarming lack of combat veterans so they turned to the great Blahino to carry out missions that no one else could.
-Was a competitive crack shot so much so that the government was recruiting him in high school.
-Claims there were drug wars in our street of the US but "you guys" were too young to remember that. ***Funny Blobha I'm older that you I must have missed this "war"
-Claims there simply weren't enough veterans to handle the drug war so they called in special agent Blahino. ***Hey buddy, I have several friends who've actually done this in the military and they weren't many needed as the involvement was small***
-Claims he was hired to be involved in the drug war in central/south America.
-Claims he was hired "part time" a weekend here or there and paid in cash LMFAO
-Potential claim that he accepted secret training in lieu of actual monetary pay *****oh my God I can't take anymore lol haflejheofj FUCKING CUCK!

Nails · « **Reply #60 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:04:37 PM »

also said something about his Ex wife getting paid for an interview and didn't know why she would have any thoughts on him or something like that

Anyone have this barbra walters interview

How much would someone pay mrs ex blaha for an in depth interview

.80 cents? $1.20

Can't be more then $1.38 that's for sure

Army of One · « **Reply #61 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Nails on May 05, 2016, 03:04:37 PM

also said something about his Ex wife getting paid for an interview and didn't know why she would have any thoughts on him or something like that

She is posting on the fitmisc thread

drkaje · « **Reply #62 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:08:00 PM »

Ni&&a's like Deadpool up in this mofo!!

epic_alien · « **Reply #63 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:08:46 PM »

if you come at him physically you better be a stone cold killer

SF1900 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:09:01 PM »

He's still going on about being a mercenary lol

Army of One · « **Reply #65 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 05, 2016, 03:05:24 PM

She is posting on the fitmisc thread

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?66681-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story**&p=1192147&viewfull=1#post1192147

"That's funny. He was twice my size. I was never abusive towards him. The last two years we were together I was hardly home. Either working double shifts to support us, going to visit my family, or staying out late because I didn't want to be at home. Yes I did start drinking more towards the end of our relationship. I was very depressed and unhappy. He had no martial arts experience that I ever saw."

Nails · « **Reply #66 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:10:11 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 05, 2016, 03:09:07 PM

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?66681-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story**&p=1192147&viewfull=1#post1192147

its amy watz all over again

SF1900 · « **Reply #67 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:12:12 PM »

"I was scouted out for certain types of work before I finished High School." Jason Blaha

SF1900 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:14:53 PM »

LMAO!!!

-He claimed that he was in the CIA until he got into a feud with popular YouTuber and ex-friend Jerry Ward; he actually trains people who are in the CIA and FBI. Jerry Ward threatened to get one of them to do a background check on Blaha to prove that he was never in the CIA, at which point Blaha pleaded with him not to do it, claiming that he'd be committing espionage. From that point on, Blaha suddenly stopped talking about his CIA background and instead made up a story that he was a mercenary.

Army of One · « **Reply #69 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:15:35 PM »

Did anyone save the galeniko video on Jason Blaha? Was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, galeniko took all his vids down

Nails · « **Reply #70 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:16:27 PM »

LMFAO

someone posted this shopped pic

diggin his own grave

MAXX · « **Reply #71 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:18:09 PM »

severe mental illness. delusional pahological liar...

starting to wonder if Blaha used to post under a user name suckmymuscle...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #72 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:18:25 PM »

the only thing this fagg0t was scouted for was gay porn

Zillotch · « **Reply #73 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:22:35 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on May 05, 2016, 03:18:09 PM

severe mental illness. delusional pahological liar...

'It then surfaced that Jason Blaha went under the name of "DarkEternal" in conspiracy forums, in which he talks about being a Telekinetic Reptilian Assassin, direct descendant of Jesus, CIA assassin from the age of 16, being abducted by aliens, and many many more claims.'

drkaje · « **Reply #74 on:** May 05, 2016, 03:24:46 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 05, 2016, 03:18:25 PM

the only thing this fagg0t was scouted for was gay porn

There are no records because he worked in exchange for training at "The Farm".

Author Topic: Jason Blahacalypse Now (Read 56217 times)

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