Jason Blahacalypse Now

[a_pupil]

this is the worst internet exposure in the online fitness community ever. but the only thing the guy has going for him self is his youtube channel so he's clinging on for dear life. if he shuts it down like a normal person would do, no more jasmine rice and coke zero for mooncookie.

they've just found some info that his court records show that he is retarded and had the reading age of a 9 year old lol.

[Army of One]

Mooncookie of peace

[a_pupil]

Mooncookie of peace

lol. have to say, I haven't followed the misc kind of bullshit for years. but the recent weeks have had pissening ments.

they'll probably have to put jason genova on the flex magazine cover now because he is so famous.

[Army of One]

[Army of One]

Let's not forget Jason has more muscle than prime nubret

[_aj_]

'It then surfaced that Jason Blaha went under the name of "DarkEternal" in conspiracy forums, in which he talks about being a Telekinetic Reptilian Assassin, direct descendant of Jesus, CIA assassin from the age of 16, being abducted by aliens, and many many more claims.'

Let's get real: is this any crazier than the trainer's claims that he's 6% @ 250?

[Nails]

50 Shades of Whey would shut this mother fucker down in combat , i would have all my money on will brink

[Army of One]

50 Shades of Whey would shut this mother fucker down in combat , i would have all my money on will brink

Will can phone Stallone,Arnold, seal and Debbie Kreuk for backup, going with the brink on this one too

[NelsonMuntz]

[Nails]

funny how its the Jason Twins blaha and genova  and then they seem to always throw in the Jerry Ward in there now and then

[The True Adonis]

I am friends with someone who was recruited by the CIA and then was arrested and jailed for taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Chinese government as they were recruiting him to be a double agent.  The FBI even made a cheesy movie about him as a warning to others who may be thinking of being in the CIA.  Glenn is extremely intelligent.  His father told me today that he is on Testosterone.  Random fact.

https://www.fbi.gov/news/videos/game-of-pawns

[el numero uno]

I have no idea what the hell is going off.

[Nails]

I have no idea what the hell is going off.

Cliff Note

[cephissus]

I kinda want to get in on this but keep getting wrapped up in other stuff.  Is there any summary or good 'entry point'?

[BB]

I kinda want to get in on this but keep getting wrapped up in other stuff.  Is there any summary or good 'entry point'?

This channel -

, and this page - http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html .

That should get you caught up without wading through fitmisc.

[cephissus]

This channel -

, and this page - http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html .

That should get you caught up without wading through fitmisc.

Thanks!

[_aj_]

This channel -

, and this page - http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html .

That should get you caught up without wading through fitmisc.

Brutal.

[el numero uno]

This channel -

, and this page - http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html .

That should get you caught up without wading through fitmisc.

I don't follow Blaha but I watched the video where he said he has more muscle mass than Sergre Nubret did in his prime, so I definitely can believe he said all this crap.

Dude's Goodrum-like delusional.

[Ken Fresno]

Oh, dear.

He went full Benchmstr.

[Kim Jong Bob]

LMAO!!! 

-He claimed that he was in the CIA until he got into a feud with popular YouTuber and ex-friend Jerry Ward; he actually trains people who are in the CIA and FBI. Jerry Ward threatened to get one of them to do a background check on Blaha to prove that he was never in the CIA, at which point Blaha pleaded with him not to do it, claiming that he'd be committing espionage. From that point on, Blaha suddenly stopped talking about his CIA background and instead made up a story that he was a mercenary.

aaaa thats  what his rant about people that try to loon up his past will go to jail was about

[Kim Jong Bob]

Oh, dear.

He went full Benchmstr.

lål

[SilverSpoon]

Mooncookie of peace

Must be a pretty hardcore gym to have an Inch dumbell.

[a_pupil]

For those wanting to further their studies in blahinoism (similar to palumboism, this is a condition discovered by bodybuilding forums before scientists) please see this video

And this video where his father is interviewed

[WannaBePro]

Why, Jason..... Why? 
I fucking lost it when he said "BOOP" with that squeaky voice of his trying to make it sound like a supersonic bullet sound LOL

[Yamcha]

For those wanting to further their studies in blahinoism (similar to palumboism, this is a condition discovered by bodybuilding forums before scientists) please see this video

And this video where his father is interviewed

That first video is priceless!