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Al-Shaykh Yerbouti reviewed IronCity Gym – 5 star
12 hrs ·
Greetings from Kuwait. I recently travelled to Houston to conclude a large oil deal for my family and visited this wonderful gym. It is one of the best gyms I have been been to throughout my extensive travels across the world. The staff were very welcoming and helpful and the equipment was new and of a great variety. Some strange things occurred however that I would like to bring to the attention of the management:
1: As I finished a set of bench press, I noticed there was someone breathing very heavily in close proximity to myself. I looked around and a bald, short, tubby man with thick glasses and googaly eyes was standing close to me and glaring at me. Due to his ragged appearance I thought he was going to beg me for money. However he said, "Your kind are not welcome in Texas." I replied, "What do you mean?" He said, "In Texas we shoot hajjis from 300 yards and let them bleed out. We won't give you a slow death. Texans are the modern day spartans my friend. We'll nuke Mecca and you won't do anything because hajjis can't fight." I payed him no attention however as from his wide hips, short stature and soft feminine physique, I could tell he was of no threat. I carried on with my last few sets and after rambling for a few minutes about assassinating exotic brick layers in Latin America and donkey riders in the Middle East and NDAs, the bald man waddled away.
2. As I was using the urinals in the lavatory, what appeared to be a transsexual with short blond hair was urinating next to me. After I finished, he offered to give me a "full service" in exchange for a case of coke zero and a 25 pound bag of jasmine rice.
Despite these two strange individuals that I encountered, I will definitely use this gym next time I visit from Kuwait and will recommend it to my fellow countrymen.
