Some of Blaha's claims. They remind me of legendary getbiggers from times past:
Competitive Bodybuilder
3.5% bodyfat (pictures burned up in fire)
Male Model (pictures burned up in fire)
Reptilian
Abducted and anally probed by aliens
Werewolf
Empath
Trained at the farm at Langly
Mercenary
Performed "Snatch and Grabs"
Has a full 6 pack in the morning
Had Meniere's disease
Cant squat anymore due to a heart problem
Not bald
Can't associate with Jim Wendler due to neck tattoo making him look like a criminal.
Girlfriend has a rap sheet longer than Jason's hips are wide.
Doesn't have Kleinfelter's
Was a published author but can't talk about it because of an NDA.
Helped College and pro athletes pass steroid tests
Degree's in Nutrition and Psychology (must be honorary because he never graduated community college)
Hunted Wild Boar with a bowie knife and a spear.
Moved out of his apartment due to disagreements with his landlord, not because his stripper girlfriend lost her job and couldn't afford it anymore.
More muscle than Serge Nubret
Friends call him "The Monster"
Second ex wife 'made' him go vegan (despite her not being vegan)
Threatened Dr. Layne Norton's family
Claims unemployment and disability while making money writing for Tiger Fitness and Deadlifting 3x a week.
Enjoys pegging (but not with black dildos, that would make him gay)
Looks bigger in real life
Two Black Belts
Uncle was trained by Bruce Lee
Hunted Wild Boar with a bowie knife and a spear
Claims he can score a headshot at 1000 yards
Measured his (fat) arms (with loose as **** tape) at 17 inches, claiming he would gain at least another inch of measurement on the day due to his high carb (800-1000g) diet. Someone in the comments hilariously said, "You gain an inch on your arms from eating? Are you cracking open a can of spinach?"
Claimed to be bigger than Rich Piana before BBTD
Claims he is regularly approached by women
Says he is too big for his strength levels and that a guy his size should be repping out over 400 lbs on the flat bench and 600+ lb squats
Bragged about buying a USED Mercedes from his SISTER with "hater money."
Has "killed for his country"
Will shoot you dead if you assault him
Is never fat, is just "holding water"
Does "cardio", which is just delicately pedaling at a stationary bike while playing video games
Ran a steroid lab
Claims to have been picked up and dropped in foreign countries to take out targets... While in high school.
Wrote articles for the KKK.
Lied about never threatening Layne Norton's family.
Claims to have been used as a, 'breeder', by the Illuminati, where women would come into his life, insist on unprotected sex, and then after several weeks, never contact him again and virtually disappear.
Played WOW 10hrs a day while claiming disability, never found by numerous doctors.
Claims to be partially deaf due to Mineares disease, never has to ask people to repeat themselves on video.
