Author Topic: Hairlines--Hows Yours (Read 10777 times)

Set It Up · « **on:** November 28, 2015, 05:11:47 AM »

Some bald pear shaped alcoholic mega loser virgin commented that my hair starts halfway back on my head
One of us is 50 one of us is early 30's. Holy fuck epic comment backfire

Set It Up · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:19:07 AM »

hhaahhahahha absolutely no shoulders,...how is that even possible.

Like I always said, Id be a blitzed alcoholic too if I looked like that

V Man · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:25:10 AM »

I have a great hairline at the back of my head

da_vinci · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:25:51 AM »

Lookin' good for 50.

Set It Up · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:27:00 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on November 28, 2015, 05:25:51 AM

Lookin' good for 50.

thanks man

_aj_ · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:33:13 AM »

That's a BAMF haircut! Mine has been slowly receding for years (I think we are almost exactly the same age), but it seems to be hanging on for now. I ain't gonna go O'Hearn if it gives up. Fuck it, I will go Shizzo.

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:35:35 AM »

What is this hair you speak of

Set It Up · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:37:42 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on November 28, 2015, 05:33:13 AM

That's a BAMF haircut! Mine has been slowly receding for years (I think we are almost exactly the same age), but it seems to be hanging on for now. I ain't gonna go O'Hearn if it gives up. Fuck it, I will go Shizzo.

cept you will have a very good build, be good looking, have a great job and money
sooooooo no you actually wont go there

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:56:14 AM »

Mid thirties, and my haircut chick still has to use the texture scissors to thin it out. I don't think I'll go bald anytime soon. I get it from my moms Scotch Irish side I guess.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:56:29 AM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 28, 2015, 05:11:47 AM

Some bald pear shaped alcoholic mega loser virgin commented that my hair starts halfway back on my head
One of us is 50 one of us is early 30's. Holy fuck epic comment backfire

Channeling Critical Bill, I see.

_aj_ · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:57:41 AM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 28, 2015, 05:37:42 AM

cept you will have a very good build, be good looking, have a great job and money
sooooooo no you actually wont go there

True, but I am fighting this "age" thing as hard as I can. I don't think I am going to be aging quietly.

SuperTed · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:01:36 AM »

Mine started to recede in my early 20's and now at 27, it's reached Shizzo-esque levels.

A future transplant should remedy this problem.

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:05:40 AM »

Shizzo actually has a job and supports himself. He's not a welfare queen with all the time in the world to post assinine nonsense on GB.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:11:00 AM »

Annnnnnnnnnnd the lameass pathetic threads just keep piling up...

Set It Up · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:15:16 AM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on November 28, 2015, 06:05:40 AM

Shizzo actually has a job and supports himself. He's not a welfare queen with all the time in the world to post assinine nonsense on GB.

This welfare queen earns more.....fact
I have allllllllllll the time in the world
Dont you have some job you have to go to? Im gonna lay in bed til 1 or so

Twaddle · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:15:53 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 28, 2015, 05:56:14 AM

Mid thirties, and my haircut chick still has to use the texture scissors to thin it out. I don't think I'll go bald anytime soon. I get it from my moms Scotch Irish side I guess.

Dick!

da_vinci · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:17:50 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on November 28, 2015, 05:57:41 AM

True, but I am fighting this "age" thing as hard as I can. I don't think I am going to be aging quietly.

That's the spirit!

_aj_ · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:19:06 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 28, 2015, 05:56:14 AM

Mid thirties, and my haircut chick still has to use the texture scissors to thin it out. I don't think I'll go bald anytime soon. I get it from my moms Scotch Irish side I guess.

I spent a fortune yesterday to basically replicate a standard issue US Army recruit haircut. It's the only "style" that doesn't drive me bananas.

_aj_ · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:20:08 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on November 28, 2015, 06:11:00 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnd the lameass pathetic threads just keep piling up...

We can try to work in that really expensive shaker bottle if you'd like.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:27:11 AM »

The bald guy looks like he's just in the last week or so begun to grow a flesh horn out of the top of his bald head.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:12:21 AM »

My hairline is 100% but I'm only 28.

We'll see in ten years, although my dad never lost his hair at all into his 60s.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:27:29 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on November 28, 2015, 05:57:41 AM

True, but I am fighting this "age" thing as hard as I can. I don't think I am going to be aging quietly.

Zero clipping is very liberating. No more grey and cheap!

Henda · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:33:20 AM »

Savage, brutal, Intimidating 8 inch wide shoulders on shizzo there

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:38:02 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on November 28, 2015, 06:20:08 AM

We can try to work in that really expensive shaker bottle if you'd like.

What a deal.....all I have to do is give Private Gomer Pyle my name, address, and credit card info and I get a $6 shaker right?

Fortress · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2015, 02:45:16 PM »

The only "hairline" I have is below my belt.

My head hair began to recede/thin when I was 19.