Author Topic: Share some good jokes (Read 3579 times)

muscularny · « **on:** December 09, 2015, 07:17:18 PM »

write em, link to a video, a cartoon etc

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2015, 07:38:16 PM »

muscularny · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2015, 09:38:33 PM »

ritch · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2015, 11:22:12 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 09, 2015, 07:38:16 PM

I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!

Here's a good joke.

Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2015, 11:24:02 PM »

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:30:41 AM »

Quote from: ritch on December 09, 2015, 11:22:12 PM

I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!

Here's a good joke.

Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"

I have a couple.

Q; Why does Santa love Xmas so Much?
A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live

Q:What do you get when you cross a gay guy and a dinosaur?
A: Megasaurass

Q: Why do they call frenchmen Pepsi's
A: Because they are empty from the neck up

Finally

Yamcha · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:35:38 AM »

What is the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?
There's 20 of them.

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:45:34 AM »

Tbombz.

el numero uno · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:51:20 AM »

When Vince Goodrum was born the Dr said to the nurse, "Throw him out of the window, if it flies it's a bat".

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:24:49 AM »

Wasn't Bush the Pres at the time?

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:28:11 AM »

Q: why do black people keep chickens in their backyard?
A: to teach their kids how to walk

Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13

Dave D · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:03:38 AM »

This is kinda funny.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=587959.0

TheShape. · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:09:53 AM »

bigmikecox · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:14:37 AM »

Some funny shit on here!

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:30:07 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on December 10, 2015, 07:14:37 AM

Some funny shit on here!

Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one

bigmikecox · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:32:51 AM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 10, 2015, 07:30:07 AM

Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one

LMFAO!!!!!! That is good.......and true

funk51 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:57:12 AM »

a new teacher starts to call roll the first day of school, first kid says bill smith, second one says sally johnson,,,,and so on till she gets to one boy... he says his name is jack fuckinghour.... taken aback the new teacher goes into the principal and asks do we have a fuckinghour in this school?

...... he replies no we only have a coffee break...

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2015, 07:59:00 AM »

Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?

Mike "Not fat enough"

threetrees · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2015, 08:03:20 AM »

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2015, 08:06:31 AM »

What's with the Pedo jokes? Pellius will be upset

Tedim · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2015, 08:47:57 AM »

When is the only acceptable time to spit in an Arab woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:31:53 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2015, 07:59:00 AM

Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?

Mike "Not fat enough"

bwahahahahaha!!!! LMAO!!!! That's good!

bigmikecox · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:33:32 AM »

Quote from: threetrees on December 10, 2015, 08:03:20 AM

WOW!!!! LOL...you dont want to laugh but....LOL

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:35:15 AM »

Quote from: threetrees on December 10, 2015, 08:03:20 AM

That last one is beyond brutal. I feel really, really bad that I laughed at that one.

The Ugly · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:48:12 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2015, 08:06:31 AM

What's with the Pedo jokes? Pellius will be upset

Dude asks this girl if she wants to fuck. She says, "Hell no, you're a pedophile."

"Pedophile?" he replies. "Ha! Pretty big word for a second grader."