Author Topic: ISIS vs. EL Chapo (Read 3484 times)

liberty · « **on:** December 10, 2015, 12:36:00 PM »

Haha...just send it Shorty to clean up northern Iraq and eastern Syria
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2015/12/10/looks-like-it-on-chapo-guzman-threatens-war-on-isis-after-terrorists-destroy/

Parker · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2015, 12:53:11 PM »

Drug lord vs fundamentalist ideology. Fundamentalist Ideology will win.

Fortress · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2015, 12:56:12 PM »

The degree of grotesque violence these two groups can inflict on each other would be epically hilarious.

liberty · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »

Swords vs. Chainsaws

SuperTed · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:05:55 PM »

Would actually be pretty epic to see each side attempt to outdo one another with original and inventive executions methods.

Parker · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:07:49 PM »

Quote from: liberty on December 10, 2015, 01:01:54 PM

Swords, bombs, military weapons, endless recruitment, fundamentalist viewpoints of The Koran vs. paid people (employees) with Chainsaws

fixed.

WannaBePro · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:41:04 PM »

Quote from: SuperTed on December 10, 2015, 01:05:55 PM

Would actually be pretty epic to see each side attempt to outdo one another with original and inventive executions methods.

So now its the Italian mob, bloods & crips, and Mexican drug gangs vs. ISIS

Maybe if we're lucky they'll all take care of each other!

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:30:43 PM »

ISIS fighters abhor drugs. LMFAO. Hasn't ISIS fighters been outed as having meth labs and do most of their fighting on meth?

liberty · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:13:49 PM »

Actually its Captagon
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/men-making-captagon-the-drug-fueling-isis.html

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:17:10 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 10, 2015, 02:30:43 PM

ISIS fighters abhor drugs. LMFAO. Hasn't ISIS fighters been outed as having meth labs and do most of their fighting on meth?

They've been using Captagon.

Maybe it's like Halal. Captagon is Halal but they abhor the rest. All other drugs are Haram.

liberty · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:50:49 PM »

Jihadi Meth
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92a_1446624371

Lustral · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:44:19 PM »

Where can one purchase this Captagon?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on December 10, 2015, 04:44:19 PM

Where can one purchase this Captagon?

You'd need to Capture it i believe.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:53:46 PM »

El Chapo was doing some gutter work in Durham yesterday.

Lustral · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on December 10, 2015, 04:47:55 PM

You'd need to Capture it i believe.

Does it evolve after a few fights and can I score a hot chick called Misty?

hardgainerj · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:12:04 PM »

cant believe this made fox its obvious bs along with chapo/trump

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:28:50 PM »

i dont think isis would want to go into mexico, the drug lords there wold slaughter them.

im being serious here to

The True Adonis · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:31:40 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on December 10, 2015, 05:28:50 PM

i dont think isis would want to go into mexico, the drug lords there wold slaughter them.

im being serious here to

Yeah right.

ISIS has nothing to lose and their only goal is to die as martyrs. El Chapo and company are just greedy Mexicans looking to make money. ISIS would decimate El Guapo and his merry band of roofers.

Slik · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2015, 08:02:31 PM »

Illegal Alien VS. Low Level Predator.

Didn't that movie already come out?

el numero uno · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:00:09 PM »

ISIS network = 2 billions
Chapo's network = 20 billions

El Chapo would win.

Frank Reynolds · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:18:05 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 10, 2015, 05:31:40 PM

Yeah right.

ISIS has nothing to lose and their only goal is to die as martyrs. El Chapo and company are just greedy Mexicans looking to make money. ISIS would decimate El Guapo and his merry band of roofers.

On the contrary moron, the Sinaloa cartel and Isis have almost identical organization (cells) and make and launder money in much the same way (drugs and government funding). You are just so caught up in your priveleged southern living that you remain oblivious to most clear facts.

thebrink · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:24:45 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 10, 2015, 05:31:40 PM

Yeah right.

ISIS has nothing to lose and their only goal is to die as martyrs. El Chapo and company are just greedy Mexicans looking to make money. ISIS would decimate El Guapo and his merry band of roofers.

You're an idiot. It's all about money maybe the soldiers are brainwashed and care about being martyrs but the top guys are about the money.

Raymondo · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:26:11 PM »

Cartel needs to put some boots on the ground.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:41:42 PM »

Morons have no idea whatsoever.

Slik · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:44:21 PM »

Man that would be awesome. Just read that article. So...how in would Chapo accomplish this. Seriously? If it were to be. What would be his strategy and how could he even get his men over there. Or does he have a ton in the Middle East already?