Author Topic: Man gets off rape charge - 'accidentally tripped and penetrated' (Read 7014 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** December 17, 2015, 02:20:56 AM »

"his penis might have been poking out of his underwear when he fell on the teen."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html

Radical Plato · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2015, 02:35:10 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 17, 2015, 02:20:56 AM

"his penis might have been poking out of his underwear when he fell on the teen."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html

It happens. Nearly happened to me once or twice. Walking around with an erection after sex can be hazardous, you have to watch you don't fall on top of other young women and start fucking them.

devilsmile · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2015, 02:37:37 AM »

sk0rpio... that guy

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2015, 03:23:01 AM »

Had his name been john smith he would've been thrown in jail and the proverbial key tossed away.

muscularny · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2015, 04:42:43 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on December 17, 2015, 03:23:01 AM

Had his name been john smith he would've been thrown in jail and the proverbial key tossed away.

exactly

devilsmile · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2015, 04:43:17 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on December 17, 2015, 03:23:01 AM

Had his name been john smith he would've been thrown in jail and the proverbial key tossed away.

that kind of thinking is the reason why people like hitler rise in power

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:41:57 AM »

To be honest that's happened to me on many Saturday nights.

doggler · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2015, 08:42:37 AM »

Everyday occurrence

TuHolmes · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2015, 08:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on December 17, 2015, 03:23:01 AM

Had ~~his name been john smith~~ not been a millionaire he would've been thrown in jail and the proverbial key tossed away.

Fixed.

Although to be fair. It very well could be the PC bullshit getting way fucking out of hand.

Interesting in the article how he was able to give evidence in private.
Perhaps he whipped his dick out on the judge and they had a go.

Or maybe he showed her his cialis prescription.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:37:55 AM »

If I had a nickle for every time I tripped and accidentally fucked some girl.....

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #10 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:42:39 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on December 17, 2015, 09:37:55 AM

If I had a nickle for every time I tripped and accidentally fucked some girl.....

You'd have 5 cents

WalterWhite · « **Reply #11 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:43:53 AM »

"Mail Online also reported that Judge Martin Griffiths had allowed Mr Abdulaziz to give evidence in private."

I wonder how much it cost to buy this ass hole judge off.

Yamcha · « **Reply #12 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:44:10 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 17, 2015, 09:42:39 AM

You'd have 5 cents

and I'd have -5 cents, hence I was the one that tripped him

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:46:56 AM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on December 17, 2015, 09:43:53 AM

"Mail Online also reported that Judge Martin Griffiths had allowed Mr Abdulaziz to give evidence in private."

I wonder how much it cost to buy this ass hole judge off.

Obviously this Judge moonlights as a Mr. Olympia judge. Private sessions of peace.

Fortress · « **Reply #14 on:** December 17, 2015, 04:29:47 PM »

Absolute corruption.

hardgainerj · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2015, 04:33:41 PM »

Skeletor · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2015, 04:34:38 PM »

Only rape if you want it to be.

ritch · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:20:49 PM »

Has to be fake news. No way that happened...

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:22:53 PM »

Quote from: ritch on December 17, 2015, 05:20:49 PM

Has to be fake news. No way that happened...

New dance-move in the clubs, Slip and Penetrate

The Scott · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:37:08 PM »

Troof be told, there was more than one of 'em as Sand People move in single file so their numbers can't be detected. 'n' sheit.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2015, 08:05:00 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on December 17, 2015, 07:37:08 PM

Troof be told, there was more than one of 'em as Sand People move in single file so their numbers can't be detected. 'n' sheit.

Fo shizzle!

Radical Plato · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:07:29 PM »

Quote from: ritch on December 17, 2015, 05:20:49 PM

Has to be fake news. No way that happened...

C'mon bro, don't tell me you have never tripped over at full mast and penetrated some young pussy.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:08:53 PM »

C'mon everybody do the Trip n' Slip!

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2015, 10:41:47 PM »

Bruce willis basically said the same line in his movie "Last Boy Scout"

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2015, 11:15:48 PM »

I was just thinking that. It's literally such a cliche that for someone to use it as a legal defence and win the case is the most retarded thing ever heard.