Author Topic: Bodybuilder Christmas Cards? (Read 6805 times)

6 Reps · « **on:** December 17, 2015, 05:07:15 PM »

I had the funniest thought today when I was in the post office (US) purchasing Christmas stamps. Does anyone know of "bodybuilder" or "bodybuilding" Christmas cards? I'm not thinking of cards like a shirtless guy with a Santa hat on, but something more hardcore, something directly aimed at a bodybuilder or bodybuilding?

Coffeed · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:23:31 PM »

How bout this one champ?

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:47:25 PM »

Haha yes good idea!

If pj Braun had a card it would say:
Hi I'm pj Braun grand pumba of black stone and Evan Centopani's bitch boy
I am very cheap and arrogant and I never give out free samples
Many people feel my wife only married me when I started making money
Many people feel my wife would leave me if I got a terminal disease or if I was broke
Me and Aaron rent fancy cars to make people think we are millionaires
Happy Holidays

Lustral · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:53:51 PM »

Assuming it is someone I actually give a shit about (parents/gf/son) I always get some shitty cheap card unrelated/inappropriate to the occasion (I got my dad a card for a 6 year old last birthday with Jake the pirate on it and added a 6 to it

) but just put in a private message that is personal/humorous depending on the occasion and whether I was drunk when I wrote it.

If I had to give a Christmas card to someone who was into training I'd throw in some gym references/jokes; if it was from me, as someone who trains, to someone not into training, I would shelve my hobby and speak to them as a person. Jesus I waffled there.

Rambone · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:54:21 PM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2015, 05:59:02 PM »

Lustral · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on December 17, 2015, 05:54:21 PM

Fuck beards. They should be illegal.

That looks like Walter White on the run... aged 60... but Wes... how can we tell?

Ban beards, that is how.

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:21:06 PM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:24:00 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2015, 06:53:53 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on December 17, 2015, 06:24:00 PM

Look at this smiling moron. Guess he's SO embarrassed by his insane life choices (I'll assume his condition owes to drugs/synthol/what-have-you) that all he can do is grin like a total twat.

WOOO · « **Reply #10 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:09:07 PM »

Lustral · « **Reply #11 on:** December 17, 2015, 07:11:52 PM »

Quote from: WOOO on December 17, 2015, 07:09:07 PM

So tempted to send that to my dad, unsigned and by post, to get him in trouble with my mom. Fuck I might even send myself one just to piss off girlfriend. Will be worth the fun of saying "I got it from a bodybuilding forum, honest!"

SF1900 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 17, 2015, 08:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on December 17, 2015, 06:53:53 PM

Look at this smiling moron. Guess he's SO embarrassed by his insane life choices (I'll assume his condition owes to drugs/synthol/what-have-you) that all he can do is grin like a total twat.

Gots to get the gains, broskie, no matter the cost!

Skeletor · « **Reply #13 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:07:19 PM »

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 17, 2015, 09:13:44 PM »

Ellen Degenerate and Portia

Caitlyn Jenner and Familys Xmascard

Christmas for Schmoes

No Lift, No Gift

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2015, 03:16:10 AM »

I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).

Yamcha · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2015, 03:17:51 AM »

Scentofpanties

Grape Ape · « **Reply #17 on:** December 18, 2015, 09:42:03 AM »

Quote from: Powerlift66 on December 18, 2015, 03:16:10 AM

I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).

That's not the Stark Center, it's funk51's dining room.

MAXX · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2015, 10:01:06 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on December 17, 2015, 06:24:00 PM

stange... why smile when likely he will have to amputate that arm

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:22:35 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on December 17, 2015, 06:08:07 PM

Fuck beards. They should be illegal.

That looks like Walter White on the run... aged 60... but Wes... how can we tell?

Ban beards, that is how.

Happy Holidays buddy!

wes · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Powerlift66 on December 18, 2015, 03:16:10 AM

I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).

I bet only a few of us here know who Jan and Dr. Terry are.

Kinda` sad!

wes · « **Reply #21 on:** December 18, 2015, 12:25:06 PM »

Hard work pays off in huge dividends !!

Fucking moron.

6 Reps · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2015, 09:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on December 17, 2015, 09:13:44 PM

Ellen Degenerate and Portia

Caitlyn Jenner and Familys Xmascard

Christmas for Schmoes

No Lift, No Gift

Thanks Kwon, I think these are the best. Maybe by next year, I could create a paper bodybuilder Christmas card, sell a million of them, and make lots of money!!

Merry Christmas all you Getbiggers!

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2015, 09:37:16 PM »

I love this one

Radical Plato · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2015, 03:28:07 AM »