That's not a metaphor for anything. I mean literally burning scented candles. I bought some scented candles this morning and my wife just got home and made fun of me.
When I was 21. I had one that smelled like Drakkar Noir.Go ahead and make fun, but it landed me tons of coed booty. I couldn't imagine having one now though. I leave candles to women.
LOL I didn't even understand the concept of scented candles in my 20s. I am pretty clean, so my apartments never smelled bad and i let cleaning products or air spray do their business. I've been "nesting" for the past few years, so the candle thing is recent. My wife is getting a kick out of me becoming Mr. Martha Stewart and moving in on her turf.
I been burning the candles at both ends most of my life!
Longest candle ever
I do. I have one in my bathroom and light it up after a good hard shit. A request from my wife.
Finally, someone else not single and a slob gets it. I can't control smell of my manky shits but a candle helps. Same when I cook my high chilli meals.
Candles like this?? Other wise, Gaayeeee...
So homo
I'm guilty of always having a candle on the coffee table and in the bathroom. None of those gay smells like mango sunset. The 2 I have smell like the woods.
You love the smell of wood?
