Author Topic: Getbigger Hottie Alert - Carriejune Bowlby (Read 189345 times)

Las Vegas · « **Reply #375 on:** May 22, 2016, 08:13:43 PM »

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Yeah, it's tough not to feel like a schome, looking at her IG.

I notice she may currently get somewhere near 1K new followers per week. Not 100% on the info, but pretty sure she was around 18K back when, and now she is nearly at 200.

Meaning we have plenty of company in schmoeing and being "pathetic losers" for this one.

This thread is only about 6 months old. So she built it up a lot faster than that. She got a bump from the Arnold, but still. Damn.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #376 on:** May 22, 2016, 08:40:26 PM »

Quote from: Las Vegas on May 22, 2016, 08:13:43 PM

This thread is only about 6 months old. So she built it up a lot faster than that. She got a bump from the Arnold, but still. Damn.

I'm a better publicist for her than any of the stiffs she is working with.

Don't thank me Carriejune, just get out there and lift.

Las Vegas · « **Reply #377 on:** May 22, 2016, 09:26:10 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 22, 2016, 08:40:26 PM

I'm a better publicist for her than any of the stiffs she is working with.

Don't thank me Carriejune, just get out there and lift.

Yeah, just don't squat the schmoes!

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #378 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:20:23 PM »

Y'all nikkas see her latest Instagram post. She's teasing us, showing a little more ass cheek.

Won't let me link it for some reason. Go check that shit out. Good gravy!

Nether Animal · « **Reply #379 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:25:40 PM »

Kwon · « **Reply #380 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:29:47 PM »

Now we're talking Bowlby!

drkaje · « **Reply #381 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:31:04 PM »

Jake-approved ass.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #382 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:33:21 PM »

Dats it.

Why Lord, why not me?

Nether Animal · « **Reply #383 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:36:14 PM »

Battle of sub-five foot epic glutes of peace. Carriejune vs Jodels. Would be an epic showdown.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #384 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on May 26, 2016, 02:36:14 PM

Battle of sub-five foot epic glutes of peace. Carriejune vs Jodels. Would be an epic showdown.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #385 on:** May 26, 2016, 02:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 26, 2016, 02:20:23 PM

Y'all nikkas see her latest Instagram post. She's teasing us, showing a little more ass cheek.

Won't let me link it for some reason. Go check that shit out. Good gravy!

Would take her out for a burger and a sex.

Kwon · « **Reply #386 on:** May 26, 2016, 03:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 26, 2016, 02:47:49 PM

Would take her out for burgers and rimjobs.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #387 on:** May 26, 2016, 03:09:59 PM »

Would take her out for steak and schmoe-squatting.

drkaje · « **Reply #388 on:** May 26, 2016, 03:19:59 PM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on May 26, 2016, 02:36:14 PM

Battle of sub-five foot epic glutes of peace. Carriejune vs Jodels. Would be an epic showdown.

Carriejune.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #389 on:** May 26, 2016, 03:43:27 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 26, 2016, 03:19:59 PM

Carriejune.

Carriejune wins by a country mile.

I don't want Little Miss Nostrils fucking up my Carriejune thread with her long man-ass.

Kwon · « **Reply #390 on:** May 26, 2016, 03:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 26, 2016, 03:43:27 PM

Carriejune wins by a country mile.

I don't want Little Miss Nostrils fucking up my Carriejune thread with her long man-ass.

Yeah wouldn't want Little Miss Nostrils nose up in Carriejunes ass

Nether Animal · « **Reply #391 on:** May 26, 2016, 04:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 26, 2016, 03:43:27 PM

Carriejune wins by a country mile.

I don't want Little Miss Nostrils fucking up my Carriejune thread with her long man-ass.

Fine!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #392 on:** May 26, 2016, 04:29:47 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 22, 2016, 07:47:44 PM

Following some chicks Instagram means you are a schmoe.

But at least a straight schmoe

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #393 on:** May 26, 2016, 04:41:08 PM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on May 26, 2016, 04:06:42 PM

Fine!

OK then!

drkaje · « **Reply #394 on:** May 27, 2016, 02:59:09 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2016, 04:29:47 PM

But at least a straight schmoe

That doesn't change anything, LOL!

Chick has a fantastic body, though. I could get over the Elfish facial features.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #395 on:** May 27, 2016, 03:39:09 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 27, 2016, 02:59:09 AM

That doesn't change anything, LOL!

Chick has a fantastic body, though. I could get over the Elfish facial features.

Well, I'd rather be a straight than a gay schmoe, but that's just me

I love fit chicks, but only the tall ones without butter faces or horrible American accents.

drkaje · « **Reply #396 on:** May 27, 2016, 03:42:10 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 27, 2016, 03:39:09 AM

Well, I'd rather be a straight than a gay schmoe, but that's just me
I love fit chicks, but only the tall ones without butter faces or horrible American accents.

A schmoe is a schmoe, DP.

It's not all bad. If it weren't for schmoes, we wouldn't see her ass.

Yamcha · « **Reply #397 on:** May 27, 2016, 03:45:48 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #398 on:** May 27, 2016, 03:46:52 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 27, 2016, 03:42:10 AM

A schmoe is a schmoe, DP.

It's not all bad. If it weren't for schmoes, we wouldn't see her ass.

Let me put it this way, I distance myself from the schmoes who count the number of glute striations from a male competitor.

drkaje · « **Reply #399 on:** May 27, 2016, 03:55:20 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 27, 2016, 03:46:52 AM

Let me put it this way, I distance myself from the schmoes who count the number of glute striations from a male competitor.

There's no difference, man. I don't even know what homosexuality has to do with the topic aside from schmoes possibly being subordinate by paying women too much attention.