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how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« on: December 27, 2015, 10:41:55 AM »
Mine have definitely been the biggest of the year

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2015, 10:46:40 AM »
Not sure yet, still holding it in to squeeze more nutrients out I heard this was a better way to bulk

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2015, 10:48:43 AM »
Smaller than normal, been having lots of "ghosts shits" lately matter of fact!

My fart hole has never felt cleaner!!!
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2015, 10:58:52 AM »
Big shit on the morning of Boxing day. Not much of a surprise considering the amount I eat on Christmas day. :P

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2015, 11:06:53 AM »
pure liquid
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 11:08:05 AM »
as big as peyton manning's gh head... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 11:11:34 AM »
actually smaller.  I try to curb my calories around the holidays.

after the new year they'll become large and magnificent again.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2015, 11:32:43 AM »
I've been expecting this thread.  Imagine a voluminous beehive shaped pile large enough to entirely cover the opening of the toilet bowl leading to the drain, but with the thickness and solidness to make me wonder for just a split second whether the drain suction would be able to pull it all down or whether I'd be running for the plunger.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2015, 11:47:21 AM »
Watery and explosive

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2015, 11:48:50 AM »
I've been expecting this thread.  Imagine a voluminous beehive shaped pile large enough to entirely cover the opening of the toilet bowl leading to the drain, but with the thickness and solidness to make me wonder for just a split second whether the drain suction would be able to pull it all down or whether I'd be running for the plunger.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2015, 01:07:40 AM »
I woke up this morning after a huge Xmas dinner last night, put on the hot water to shave and felt the need to sit down on the toilet instead...
Had a massive Diarrhea-type crap and flushed immediately, felt SO MUCH better all day!!!!  Proceeded to shower & shave.
I was off, so just went shopping, had a latte, talked to a few girls, etc... :)

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2015, 01:42:02 AM »
Like a bucket of mud
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2015, 06:43:34 AM »
This weeks thread of shit !!   :D

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2015, 07:47:00 AM »
Stealth submarines.

Deep and silent in the water, without any traces left behind.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2015, 11:17:49 AM »
HUGE and extremely smelly.
I remember my aunt visiting and I, as a man of high entrepreneurial spirit, was of course on the bowl turd grinding.
To my horror the flushing system couldn't tame that ominous colossus of a dung mountain and in sheer panic I had to overcome the Hindenburg's inertia with my, paper wrapped, hands.
Luckily the fella slowly moved and happily dived into thy oceans.

When shaking hands with my aunt I felt like a made man.
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2015, 11:27:29 AM »
Huge and more oily than usual. Must have been 50 Courics at least.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2015, 12:22:57 PM »
Pointless thread without pics.

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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2015, 01:40:42 PM »
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Re: how big have your dumps been in last 2 days?
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2015, 01:45:46 PM »