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The Rock and Haku
« on: December 27, 2015, 06:53:14 PM »
As told by The Rock,

"Merry Christmas Uncle Tonga - enjoy your new truck! Cool Christmas story to share with y'all... Known my "Uncle Tonga" since I was 5yrs old. My grandfather, High Chief Peter Maivia helped train him to become a professional wrestler in the 70's. Throughout Tonga's illustrious wrestling career he changed his name to "King Haku" and became one the WWE's most sought after "bad guys" and still known to this day for being one of the toughest and legit most vicious man in wrestling history.
 
Years later and I get a call from WWE saying "Vince McMahon wants to see you wrestle immediately. He's flying you to RAW tomorrow and you'll have a tryout match." I thought holy shit that's awesome, buuuut there's a few problems: For me, I wasn't just having "a tryout match", because I had never actually HAD a real match in my life. Ever. WWE thought that I already had multiple matches under my belt, but little did they know. What they also didn't know was that I was broke as hell and didn't actually own wrestling gear - no boots, knee pads or most importantly.. wrestling trunks.

 I went to Sports Authority and bought some bright ass white volleyball knee pads, called my Uncle and asked if he had ANY trunks I could use for my tryout. He said all I have is a pair of shiny purple trunks (purple was his signature color), I told him I don't care if the trunks are all the colors of Skittles, I'll happily wear them. When I picked the trunks up from him I'll never forget the monster hug he gave me, look me in the eyes and said, "I'm so proud of you. Go get 'em nephew!" Here's the picture of me wrestling my FIRST MATCH EVER in Corpus Christi, TX in front of 15,000 people - proudly in my lucky purple trunks. And the rest... was history.

My Uncle Tonga is a family man, humble man and champion. Most importantly one of the greatest human beings I know. So we walk outside and I said "Uncle how do you like my truck?" He said, "Whoooaaa nephew it's beautiful... I love it!" I said "Good 'cause it's yours." He was speechless. Thru tears (manly of course;) we monster hugged 'cause I'll never forget what he did for me when I had nothing. Merry Christmas Uncle and ofa atu. #LuckyPurpleTrunks"

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2015, 06:59:55 PM »
Nothing against you, but in all honesty I cannot think of a genuinely good reason the "Rock" would have for putting that out to the world.  But he did, I read it here and nope, it did not change either my view of him or the world at large.

I first thought this thread was about the Rock and Haiku...  I need better glasses, Sir Wishbone!   ;D

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2015, 07:02:15 PM »
Nothing against you, but in all honesty I cannot think of a genuinely good reason the "Rock" would have for putting that out to the world.  But he did, I read it here and nope, it did not change either my view of him or the world at large.

I first thought this thread was about the Rock and Haiku...  I need better glasses, Sir Wishbone!   ;D

My thought was "I hope my dad doesn't see this, I just said thanks for the life you gave me in a card and gave him flight lessons".

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2015, 07:03:40 PM »
My thought was "I hope my dad doesn't see this, I just said thanks for the life you gave me in a card and gave him flight lessons".

I'm safe.  My dad and my uncles are long gone.

Edit:  I have great uncles though.  And they're Jewish!  I am gonna have to pay up...Dammit!

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2015, 07:09:04 PM »
I'm safe.  My dad and my uncles are long gone.

Edit:  I have great uncles though.  And they're Jewish!  I am gonna have to pay up...Dammit!

Oh, I thanked my dad, bought him a decent present. Fuck it, he got a new car earlier this year, he doesn't need a new one. Besides, he has way more money than me (dad and Dwayne Johnson).

Why post to the world how nice you were?

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 07:13:30 PM »
I'm just posting a Haku update. I don't care about the truck or Christmas or Arbor Day or Hanukkah.  It's a Haku sighting and update. Rejoice people!
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 07:13:44 PM »
Oh, I thanked my dad, bought him a decent present. Fuck it, he got a new car earlier this year, he doesn't need a new one. Besides, he has way more money than me (dad and Dwayne Johnson).

Why post to the world how nice you were?

He is trying to remain relevant in an irrelevant industry.  Kinda like Trans Jenner except the Rock doesn't get to have boobs.  He may well be a great guy but the world at large needn't be told that by him.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2015, 07:47:24 PM »
Haku, then King Tonga used to workout at the first gym I joined as a kid. Big big dude
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2015, 07:48:28 PM »
Nothing against you, but in all honesty I cannot think of a genuinely good reason the "Rock" would have for putting that out to the world.  But he did, I read it here and nope, it did not change either my view of him or the world at large.

I first thought this thread was about the Rock and Haiku...  I need better glasses, Sir Wishbone!   ;D

I think it might be a way of encouraging people to never forget where their roots lie and who helped them along the way.
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2015, 08:45:42 PM »
Badass gift. Shitty that he felt the need to post and brag about it on the Internet.
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2015, 09:00:14 PM »
10/10 would never mess with

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2015, 04:36:45 AM »
Badass gift. Shitty that he felt the need to post and brag about it on the Internet.

It's been a while since the last story of him jerking himself off on how great he is.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2015, 08:24:46 AM »
When Haku first came to WCW as Meng with Col Robert Parker, he was great.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2015, 08:45:48 AM »
I think it might be a way of encouraging people to never forget where their roots lie and who helped them along the way.
Also the fact that he has a reputation of being a badass and a psycho outside the ring. Think Dwayne wants to show another side of his uncle.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2015, 09:44:57 AM »
This Rock fagot will do anything for publicity.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2015, 10:06:04 AM »
Very nice gift during the holiday season!

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2015, 11:35:35 AM »
The Rock loves showing off how "generous" he is. It's not truly a good deed when you go out of your way to broadcast it every time. Many famous people do stuff like this in silence.

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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2015, 01:56:43 PM »
The Rock loves showing off how "generous" he is. It's not truly a good deed when you go out of your way to broadcast it every time. Many famous people do stuff like this in silence.
yep,keanu reeves not acting ass gives away most of his money in secret
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2015, 01:58:06 PM »
yep,keanu reeves not acting ass gives away most of his money in secret

Yep, he is actually a top guy. Had so many tragedies in his life. Great genes though, looks incredible for 51 and by all reports a great guy.

John Wick was the shit :)

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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2015, 01:59:40 PM »
Yep, he is actually a top guy. Had so many tragedies in his life. Great genes though, looks incredible for 51 and by all reports a great guy.

John Wick was the shit :)
don't get me wrong, he is always in great movies. He just can't act. Seems like a great guy tho.
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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2015, 02:37:49 PM »
saw the rock in that lip sync battle program earlier. He was doing that shoulder rolling thing constantly, raising his traps up and back and sticking his chest out, like sly does so people notice they are big and have development. He seems like a cool guy and i like him in ballers and certain movies but this really started to get on my tits.

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2015, 02:41:34 PM »
saw the rock in that lip sync battle program earlier. He was doing that shoulder rolling thing constantly, raising his traps up and back and sticking his chest out, like sly does so people notice they are big and have development. He seems like a cool guy and i like him in ballers and certain movies but this really started to get on my tits.

Excellent phrase ;D

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2015, 08:21:18 PM »
What's the Haiku scheme?  5-7-5?

The Rock, a good guy
Laying People's Elbow Down
Trucks for Samoans

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2015, 02:44:34 AM »
Yep, he is actually a top guy. Had so many tragedies in his life. Great genes though, looks incredible for 51 and by all reports a great guy.

John Wick was the shit :)
John Wick was the shit! Watched it twice when I rented it

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Re: The Rock and Haku
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2015, 04:06:05 AM »
The Rock loves showing off how "generous" he is. It's not truly a good deed when you go out of your way to broadcast it every time. Many famous people do stuff like this in silence.

He did the same thing with his housekeeper giving her a Ford Edge and then posting about it all over the internet. Seems like a low class move.