Author Topic: Sex for shizzo 2016 (Read 6637 times)

Henda · « **on:** December 28, 2015, 11:54:16 AM »

As 2016 draws to a close, it's yet another year without any sexual contact with a female whatsoever for poor shizzo. I feel we at getbig should rectify this unfortunate situation and each kick in a fiver a piece and a nominated trusted getbigger should use the proceeds order an hour with a local prostitute for him,as it's been a while he can't be picky so cheapest possible will do.

guyincognito · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2015, 11:56:23 AM »

In. So long as it's bareback. Up the ass. Creampie. And afterwards Shizzo has to shit out the cum and lick it from the floor.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2015, 11:59:09 AM »

In. As long as we send Tbombz or Goodrum to him.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:00:19 PM »

ShiZa is a train wreck

falco · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:03:05 PM »

BridesforShizzles.com.

denarii · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:03:44 PM »

Since no one has offered money as yet. Looks like ass generator will have to step up to do the deed

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:05:16 PM »

We need to generate a few asses for Shizzles.

Royalty · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:11:43 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on December 28, 2015, 11:54:16 AM

As 2016 draws to a close, it's yet another year without any sexual contact with a female whatsoever for poor shizzo. I feel we at getbig should rectify this unfortunate situation and each kick in a fiver a piece and a nominated trusted getbigger should use the proceeds order an hour with a local prostitute for him,as it's been a while he can't be picky so cheapest possible will do.

Can we get a hold of this guy?

Henda · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:14:49 PM »

Quote from: denarii on December 28, 2015, 12:03:44 PM

Since no one has offered money as yet. Looks like ass generator will have to step up to do the deed

We're up to 15 dollars last I checked you fat piece of shit, at this rate we will be able to afford him a mail order bride like you have

King Shizzo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:19:11 PM »

Did I black out for an entire year?

AlphaGyno · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:43:07 PM »

I've got vissy on the phone now, he's willing to fist shitzo but he says nothing less shoulder deep will suffice.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:46:18 PM »

Quote from: AlphaGyno on December 28, 2015, 12:43:07 PM

I've got vissy on the phone now, he's willing to fist shitzo but he says nothing less shoulder deep will suffice.

Vissy has a wide sexual taste: Obese black males and white twinks. I am sure Vissy would give Shizzo a gay romp romp for less than a 100 dollars.

BB · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:53:09 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 12:46:18 PM

Vissy has a wide sexual taste: Obese black males and white twinks. I am sure Vissy would give Shizzo a gay romp romp for less than a 100 dollars.

I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:55:00 PM »

Hahaha

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:55:54 PM »

Quote from: BB on December 28, 2015, 12:53:09 PM

I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.

are you saying that Vissy sucks harder than a Dyson Vacuum cleaner once he gets his mouth fixated on a penis? I guess it is a vacuum locking, mechanically speaking, of sorts.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:56:27 PM »

Would be a Gay Rump Romp or a Gay Rump Roast of Peace

_bruce_ · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:00:54 PM »

Christina Aguilliuiuerrea may come in handy... bottle and butt lubed to the max.

BB · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:04:47 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 12:55:54 PM

are you saying that Vissy sucks harder than a Dyson Vacuum cleaner once he gets his mouth fixated on a penis? I guess it is a vacuum locking, mechanically speaking, of sorts.

Yes. Could you imagine the anxiety a fellow like Shizzo would feel if Vissy bent over, and told him to "wear it out like Venom Vince used to do!!!!". Naw, best to start him off slow. He needs an old school hooker with a heart of gold. Perhaps Seb knows an old Romanian gal that could break him in?

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:06:31 PM »

Quote from: BB on December 28, 2015, 12:53:09 PM

I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.

At least one eye would be concentrating on shizzo's prick while the other eye would simultaneously be staring lustily into his eyes

or if they are fucking he could keep one eye on the fucking while simultaneously the other eye would be watching the trailer door for Shizzo's parents

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:06:55 PM »

Quote from: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 11:56:23 AM

In. So long as it's bareback. Up the ass. Creampie. And afterwards Shizzo has to shit out the cum and lick it from the floor.

el numero uno · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:12:22 PM »

Primemuscle will donate two Viagra pills. He doesn't need them anymore now that he and his bf broke up.

guyincognito · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:16:43 PM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on December 28, 2015, 01:00:54 PM

Christina Aguilliuiuerrea may come in handy... bottle and butt lubed to the max.

She was so cute back then. Would LOVE to eat her snatch ca. 1999.

gym**rat · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:30:35 PM »

I would trade him sisters. He can do whatever he wants to mine, I don't like her anyway. I have seen recent pics of his sister, I likey!

Henda · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:34:25 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on December 28, 2015, 01:30:35 PM

I would trade him sisters. He can do whatever he wants to mine, I don't like her anyway. I have seen recent pics of his sister, I likey!

Please share

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:34:39 PM »

I'm pretty sure that many women appreciate Shaun's loyal & funny features.