So my condom broke today....

[Rusty Trombone]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

[guyincognito]

Sagami condoms?

[Rusty Trombone]

No,fucking Durex Elite.

Durex condoms,as expensive as they are,have snapped for me a couple of times.

Cheap ones were always fine.

I should sue them.

[trapz101]

durex is shit..all marketing hype

[Lustral]

I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?

[guyincognito]

Yeah, you should sue. If you win your family could use the money after you're gone.

[el numero uno]

I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?

A kid after a broken condom?

Last week I was freaked out. A girl friend I banged told me she thought she was pregnant but luckily she wasn't. It was a one night stand. Imagine a kid out of one night stand.

[Donny]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

[Lustral]

A kid after a broken condom?

Last week I was freaked out. A girl friend I banged told me she thought she was pregnant but luckily she wasn't. It was a one night stand. Imagine a kid out of one night stand.

Yeah imagine.. well it was prob 3rd time I banged her but out of 3 times using protection that is a bad miss/hit rate. Was worst thing in the world at time, soon as I saw him I changed mind immediately.

She was not a hooker I banged anally though. Never been with a hooker, never would be.

PS My first gf said she might be pregnant after we broke up in a blatant attempt to sabotage my new relationship. That was probably reason.

[Rusty Trombone]

I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?

30$.

That`s her rate,you can fuck wherever you want.

[Nether Animal]

[Howard]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

You painted a clear, accurate mental pic of the whole shitty situation...excuse me while I go to the bathroom to puke now.

[jaejonna]

what did the guy say after you told him ?

[ritch]

$30 to fuck her?

I'd go for that if she didn't look too disgusting.

[Irongrip400]

lol, condoms...

[calfzilla]

Did you get to finish? Get another condom? Clean the shit off yo dick?

[NelsonMuntz]

first time here a getbiggers condom broke inside a female, usually its a tranny.

are you 100% sure you did not feel your junk slapping against a set of balls with each thrust that weren't yours?

[gmflex]

 
 

[El Diablo Blanco]

I wouldn't worry, I heard tbombz having the aids is all a hoax.

[Pray_4_War]

Need to lube that shitter properly broseph.

It doesn't matter at this point though because you probably gonna die of Super AIDS.

Condolences.

[hench]

Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

[hardgainerj]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

why did you fuck ass

[polychronopolous]

[bigmikecox]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

did you at least finish in her ass???

[Skylge]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse