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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2015, 07:23:54 PM »
Coach, would leaving a stack of liberal propaganda on your doorstep be considered a hate crime?

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2015, 07:34:28 PM »
I don't know how it is a hate crime, unless he forced them to eat bacon.
Wrapping bacon around the door handles of mosques or a synagogue is really disrespectful tho.
I'm trying to think of the Christian equivalent to get in an empathy state of mind. Nothing is coming to me ???
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2015, 07:36:59 PM »

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2015, 07:40:20 PM »
I don't know how it is a hate crime, unless he forced them to eat bacon.
Wrapping bacon around the door handles of mosques or a synagogue is really disrespectful tho.
I'm trying to think of the Christian equivalent to get in an empathy state of mind. Nothing is coming to me ???

I believe that if you are a Latter Day Saint, then you might have the same type of thing. I don't think they eat bacon either?

Either way, most people wouldn't take it that seriously.

I'm sure they can find some infidel to clean it up.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2015, 07:43:10 PM »
I believe that if you are a Latter Day Saint, then you might have the same type of thing. I don't think they eat bacon either?

Either way, most people wouldn't take it that seriously.

I'm sure they can find some infidel to clean it up.
Google states they can't eat Meat in excess. Whatever the fuck that means?
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2015, 07:45:00 PM »
I believe that if you are a Latter Day Saint, then you might have the same type of thing. I don't think they eat bacon either?

Either way, most people wouldn't take it that seriously.

I'm sure they can find some infidel to clean it up.

They don't drink coffee.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2015, 07:48:27 PM »
I get not eating things back before we knew about cooking properly and didn't have refrigeration.

It was a way to protect their investments. If people are dying off, they can't give money.

Now though, it's stupid.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2015, 07:52:34 PM »
I get not eating things back before we knew about cooking properly and didn't have refrigeration.

It was a way to protect their investments. If people are dying off, they can't give money.

Now though, it's stupid.

True.Could be wrong, but a lot of things in the Old Testament seem like they were for hygienic and safety reasons.
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2015, 08:04:19 PM »
They don't drink coffee.

Yes they do because they now can.  When something becomes unpopular due to political correctness or mass unpopularity within their ranks the ruling Profit has a "revelation".

The so-called fundamentalist branch of the LDS drink coffee too, they just do so in private.

Trust me.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2015, 08:05:22 PM »
Do muslims dislike Kevin Bacon?
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2015, 08:07:29 PM »
Coach, would leaving a stack of liberal propaganda on your doorstep be considered a hate crime?

Nah. I would just hope they could make it home without getting lost.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2015, 08:26:19 PM »
Yes they do because they now can.  When something becomes unpopular due to political correctness or mass unpopularity within their ranks the ruling Profit has a "revelation".

The so-called fundamentalist branch of the LDS drink coffee too, they just do so in private.

Trust me.

Must be relatively recent. Can't remember what year blacks became okay.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2015, 08:27:20 PM »
Nah. I would just hope they could make it home without getting lost.
Or molest by coach.  :-X
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2015, 08:31:37 PM »
Is leaving a watermelon on your porch a hate crime? How about a can of Fanta grape soda?

It's interesting question I think we need a legal expert to clarify
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2015, 08:50:09 PM »
I'm no Muslim but of course this is a hate crime.  The bible says not to eat pork or even touch a dead carcass.  So yes, it is indeed a hate crime.

It sure is Brother Wiggs. But worry not for divine retribution is coming. Nibiru is at hand! FACT!

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2016, 12:01:49 AM »
Coach, would leaving a stack of liberal propaganda on your doorstep be considered a hate crime?


Lots of gems in this thread.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2016, 12:50:56 AM »
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2016, 01:54:42 AM »
Right so they can blow us all up but put a bitof bacon near them and that's wrong.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2016, 02:36:01 AM »
Couldn't you just liberate Syria and whatever fron ISIS by releasing a horde of pigs there?


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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2016, 05:44:38 AM »
I'm no Muslim but of course this is a hate crime.  The bible says not to eat pork or even touch a dead carcass.  So yes, it is indeed a hate crime. 
It's not what goes into a mouth that defiles it but what comes out.

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2016, 06:13:06 AM »
It's not what goes into a mouth that defiles it but what comes out.

My zealot sister is fond of using that quote when being told to eat in moderation. I hope the metformin she's taking is flavored, LOL!

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2016, 06:27:00 AM »
Depends who leaves it and why.

Hasn't that always been the case?

It's always been not what but who

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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2016, 06:30:52 AM »

If ever a group of people needed Kevin Bacon to remove the sticks from their butts, it would be muslims.


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Re: Bacon is now a hate crime
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2016, 06:36:13 AM »
I get not eating things back before we knew about cooking properly and didn't have refrigeration.

It was a way to protect their investments. If people are dying off, they can't give money.

Now though, it's stupid.


It's not that

Pigs are dirty animals. They lay n roll in the very mud they crap in

Pigs only have one stomach where a cow has four.

Therefore thier bodies don't process/filter out chemicals nearly as well

Pork products containt contaminants in the meat/fat/bodies due their less efficient digestive systems and nature of their eating