Author Topic: Vegan Gains Getting Married? (Read 6763 times)

Raymondo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:13:41 PM »

Getting married to someone you've been talking to on the internet for three months.

What could possibly go wrong.

ritch · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:20:24 PM »

It won't be a real wedding, probably both of them on skype saying their "vows"

Howard · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on December 31, 2015, 05:13:41 PM

Getting married to someone you've been talking to on the internet for three months.

What could possibly go wrong.

I'd estimate he will have as much success with lasting marriage as me.

Method101 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:28:15 PM »

Quote from: ritch on December 31, 2015, 05:20:24 PM

It won't be a real wedding, probably both of them on skype saying their "vows"

There may be trouble ahead, they haven't even fuckin met each other yet and their in "love", this is her lol.

ritch · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on December 31, 2015, 05:28:15 PM

There may be trouble ahead, they haven't even fuckin met each other yet and their in "love", this is her lol.

No way it passes 6 months.
I was not even sure that was a girl until I had audio.

Method101 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:32:49 PM »

Quote from: ritch on December 31, 2015, 05:31:31 PM

No way it passes 6 months.
I was not even sure that was a girl until I had audio.

Would smash her back doors in with a condom but no way would I have a relationship with that freak.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:34:48 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on December 31, 2015, 05:13:41 PM

Getting married to someone you've been talking to on the internet for three months.

What could possibly go wrong.

Seeing how socially awkward and anti-social he came across when he took that one fella out around town that whole day whenthe dude visited toronto makes me kinda curious to see how he and this gal will make out(no pun intended) with the whole in person being around each other 24/7, especially if both are kind of shut in shy in person types and more loner style.

Not knocking that part but it can be difficult for people like that to sustain any kind of personal contact in large doses

starts at 2;33

Method101 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2015, 05:37:25 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 31, 2015, 05:34:48 PM

Seeing how socially awkward and anti-social he came across when he took that one fella out around town that whole day whenthe dude visited toronto makes me kinda curious to see how he and this gal will make out(no pun intended) with the whole in person being around each other 24/7, especially if both are kind of shut in shy in person types and more loner style.

Not knocking that part but it can be difficult for people like that to sustain any kind of personal contact in large doses

starts at 2;33

It's gonna be a train wreck but it will be funny as fuck to watch, thankfully Veganstains has had a mastectomy so he won't be producing any mutants.

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2015, 06:09:47 PM »

Shame she won't eat meat

ritch · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2015, 06:27:23 PM »

Is she from France?

Wait unitl the culture shock of meeting someone who does not wash every day kicks in and it won't take long.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2015, 06:30:00 PM »

Quote from: Howard on December 31, 2015, 05:25:48 PM

I'd estimate he will have as much success with lasting marriage as me.

so he will posting incessant amounts of reliving the glory days and fart threads here soon enough lol?

J/K

TheShape. · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2015, 07:22:40 PM »

Is it too late to add him to my dead pool list?

Azzaro · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2015, 09:10:31 PM »

Quote from: ritch on December 31, 2015, 06:27:23 PM

Is she from France?

Wait unitl the culture shock of meeting someone who does not wash every day kicks in and it won't take long.

Wahahaha....belgium actually

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2015, 10:02:27 PM »

Quote from: Azzaro on December 31, 2015, 09:10:31 PM

Wahahaha....belgium actually

be;gium haha

makes sense

Radical Plato · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2015, 10:39:36 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vegannobrains is going to compete in Mixed Martial Arts. Won't be long before someone knocks some sense into him.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2015, 10:47:00 PM »

.......to a women?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** January 01, 2016, 01:13:14 AM »

Something vegan,
Something boyish
Something reekin'
Of flamboyance.

Something brown,
Something pasty,
Someone down
With jungle nasty.

Congratulations, you kooky kids.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #18 on:** January 01, 2016, 05:38:15 AM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 31, 2015, 10:02:27 PM

be;gium haha

makes sense

belgium fixed lol

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2016, 07:06:17 AM »

Vagin' Stains getting intermarried?

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 01, 2016, 07:15:07 AM »

Quote from: Method101 on December 31, 2015, 05:32:49 PM

Would smash her back doors in with a condom but then I would cry myself to sleep when she leaves me

Fixed that for you

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 01, 2016, 07:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Azzaro on December 31, 2015, 09:10:31 PM

Wahahaha....belgium actually

^^
I've been there while in the Military, girls don't wash there too!!! The CLEANEST of them will only have a shower every 3 days MAXIMUM,
everyone pays for water there $$$. IF you ever get to visit, DO NOT do "Doggy Position" with them... fair warning!

a_pupil · « **Reply #22 on:** January 01, 2016, 07:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Howard on December 31, 2015, 05:25:48 PM

I'd estimate he will have as much success with lasting marriage as me.

howard i've heard you got divorced. sad to hear buddy.

but now you don't have any excuses not to follow our mayor's advice, "it's time to hop on the sauce my friend, and I don't mean grandma's apple sauce."

absfabs · « **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2016, 08:05:25 AM »

Here is a working link.

This is really out there.

I wonder if he is really on roids like rest, and just uses vegan angle to sell hope, his jaw is unusually wide for short guy.

I have to watch the rest of the vid but this makes me doubt everything.

wow

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** January 01, 2016, 08:15:04 AM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on January 01, 2016, 07:49:02 AM

^^
I've been there while in the Military, girls don't wash there too!!! The CLEANEST of them will only have a shower every 3 days MAXIMUM,
everyone pays for water there $$$. IF you ever get to visit, DO NOT do "Doggy Position" with them... fair warning!

Horseshit. I was drunk in Brugge for nearly two years. Some of the most manicured crotches I've ever come across.

Single handedly caused management to rethink their 'free food and beer for staff' policy, but by then it was too late. Wonder if they ever got the genie back in the bottle.