marie osmond is so freaakin hot

[Henda]

She looks amazing for any age

[Andy Griffin]

P.S. Her brother, Donnie, has one of the most punchable faces, ever.

All her brothers have punchable faces.  It started even before D&M:

[gym**rat]

She looks incredible in her new Nutrisystem commercial. I wonder how kinky Mormons are allowed to get.

[drkaje]

She looks incredible in her new Nutrisystem commercial. I wonder how kinky Mormons are allowed to get.

I promise to ask next time one of the dumbfucks knocks on our door.

Isn't one of our members married to a Mormon?

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

I know that Jehovas take it up the arse.

Not sure about Mormons but I believe it is encouraged to prevent too much inbreeding within the communities.

[gym**rat]

I promise to ask next time one of the dumbfucks knocks on our door.

Isn't one of our members married to a Mormon?

I travel to Salt Lake City quite often. 3/4ths the people I deal with are Mormons. Their family pictures on their desk are all the same. They look like they tool one of those staged vintage western photos and there is like 10-12 kids in every pic. First time I saw one I laughed and thought it was a joke. That person still does not talk to me to this day. By the amount of kids they like to fuck!

[Andy Griffin]

I travel to Salt Lake City quite often. 3/4ths the people I deal with are Mormons. Their family pictures on their desk are all the same. They look like they tool one of those staged vintage western photos and there is like 10-12 kids in every pic. First time I saw one I laughed and thought it was a joke. That person still does not talk to me to this day. By the amount of kids they like to fuck!

Their spiritual leader was Bring 'Em Young.

[drkaje]

I travel to Salt Lake City quite often. 3/4ths the people I deal with are Mormons. Their family pictures on their desk are all the same. They look like they tool one of those staged vintage western photos and there is like 10-12 kids in every pic. First time I saw one I laughed and thought it was a joke. That person still does not talk to me to this day. By the amount of kids they like to fuck!

I don't know if they're allowed to actively prevent conception.

[gym**rat]

I don't know if they're allowed to actively prevent conception.

They must not be allowed since every family photo I have seen looks like the Brady Bunch. Back to Marie, i would fully rim her after a diarrhea shit.........just saying.

[Never1AShow]

I don't know if they're allowed to actively prevent conception.

I've been told by Mormons that they are allowed to do whatever they want when it comes to brith control, the church encourages large families but it is each couple's individual choice.

[gym**rat]

I've been told by Mormons that they are allowed to do whatever they want when it comes to brith control, the church encourages large families but it is each couple's individual choice.

Can you ask them if they think Marie would allow me to spray piss against her asshole while I finger bang her during which midgets in clown suits sitting on orange crates pelt us both with rotten tomatoes.

[Oncewasageek214]

will drink her dirty bath water...

[El Diablo Blanco]

will drink her dirty bath water...

I bet it's never dirty.

[Howard]

I don't know if they're allowed to actively prevent conception.

Catholic Church has the same basic idea. Birth control is wrong in these doctrines.
The best way to increase membership is be born into parents of that faith.
Numbers = $$$ = success of the faith.
Its' not about GOD, it's about numbers and $$.

[drkaje]

Catholic Church has the same basic idea. Birth control is wrong in these doctrines.
The best way to increase membership is be born into parents of that faith.
Numbers = $$$ = success of the faith.
Its' not about GOD, it's about numbers and $$.

Also controls women.

[Elvis_McCartney]

Much more trouble than it's worth.

She's F'in nuts.  Has mental issues.  I think bi-polar.  If you've ever dealt with anyone like that, it ain't no fun.

And she doesn't look like that either.  Like a previous poster said, "they're photo shopped to the MAX".

[kh300]

Ironically I just saw her on one of those shopping channels. Looked hot as fuck.

[gym**rat]

Much more trouble than it's worth.

She's F'in nuts.  Has mental issues.  I think bi-polar.  If you've ever dealt with anyone like that, it ain't no fun.

And she doesn't look like that either.  Like a previous poster said, "they're photo shopped to the MAX".

I hope she goes f'in nuts while she is riding my cock. I don't want to bang her mind. Who cares if she is a head case.

[drkaje]

I hope she goes f'in nuts while she is riding my cock. I don't want to bang her mind. Who cares if she is a head case.

You want a burner phone (with no text message capacity) for women like that.

[Marty Champions]

marie cooks8 course meals cleans the house all fucking day and drains nuts on command

[Howard]

Much more trouble than it's worth.

She's F'in nuts.  Has mental issues.  I think bi-polar.  If you've ever dealt with anyone like that, it ain't no fun.

And she doesn't look like that either.  Like a previous poster said, "they're photo shopped to the MAX".

Sweet sassy molassy, you sound like some catty bitch who cuts down any other hot looking babe. 

Any man who turned down Marie on all 4's is queer as Bruce Jenner putting on lip stick.

[gym**rat]

Sweet sassy molassy, you sound like some catty bitch who cuts down any other hot looking babe. 

Any man who turned down Marie on all 4's is queer as Bruce Jenner putting on lip stick.

LMFAO, Elvis has left the building.