Author Topic: Crapping in a Public Restroom (Read 10656 times)

bigmikecox · « **on:** January 05, 2016, 08:56:09 AM »

My former co worker would take at least 2 shits a day in our work bathroom. He even made some story up about having to stop to take a shit at a "massage" parlor (i think he was lying and got a handjob). But ive never been one to be able to just take a dump in a public bathroom. Only time i did was at a hotel and those places are pretty clean and i used the handicapped stall for more room. But my shit schedule is so regular that im glad i never have to dump in public (i go in the morning after my 1st meal, on my lunch break at 1:30pm..I go home for lunch and after work around 5:30pm) but there have been times ive held dropping a duce until i made it home

da_vinci · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:05:06 AM »

You eat a lot, to be shitting three times a day, don't you?

I had to take a shit in one very dirty public restroom on the highway. It was fukkin awful, I mean - the situation. We've been driving with a small bus from a concert, my friends and some other ppl we took to spend less on the gas. I ate a protein bar (I think it was responsible for what followed) before the end of a concert. As soon as we left the town and hit the highway I started to feel unwell, like shit started boiling inside, asked my friend to stop when there's a gas station, guess what - there wasn't any and navigation showed it will be after about seven miles, SEVEN fukkin miles and I was almost shitting my pants already. Idk how I managed to keep it till we got to that gas station, but I could barely walk when I got out of the bus and rushed to the restroom. It was awful, dirty and smelly place that only someone in my situation could go inside, I think they coul've used that place for a gas chamber. Needless to say I almost destroyed that toilet, like a flamethrower, just shit instead of flames, it was a liberation.

affeman · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:10:00 AM »

Shitting in a public restroom is def an "ultima ratio" measure.

At work is not a problem anymore, a I got used to that bathroom like to my own.

Yamcha · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:10:54 AM »

Quote from: affeman on January 05, 2016, 09:10:00 AM

Shitting in a public restroom is def an "ultima ratio" measure.

At work is not a problem anymore, a I got used to that bathroom like to my own - gloryhole and all...

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:13:01 AM »

This is to be avoided at all costs. I don't shit in public toilets unless it's a fucking emergency. The filth. That single ply, cheap ass toilet paper. Good lord.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:13:58 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on January 05, 2016, 09:05:06 AM

You eat a lot, to be shitting three times a day, don't you?

I had to take a shit in one very dirty public restroom on the highway. It was fukkin awful, I mean - the situation. We've been driving with a small bus from a concert, my friends and some other ppl we took to spend less on the gas. I ate a protein bar (I think it was responsible for what followed) before the end of a concert. As soon as we left the town and hit the highway I started to feel unwell, like shit started boiling inside, asked my friend to stop when there's a gas station, guess what - there wasn't any and navigation showed it will be after about seven miles, SEVEN fukkin miles and I was almost shitting my pants already. Idk how I managed to keep it till we got to that gas station, but I could barely walk when I got out of the bus and rushed to the restroom. It was awful, dirty and smelly place that only someone in my situation could go inside, I think they coul've used that place for a gas chamber. Needless to say I almost destroyed that toilet, like a flamethrower, just shit instead of flames, it was a liberation.

I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.

I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest

funk51 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:28:32 AM »

i remember going into one gas station bathroom that was beyond disgusting,,, there was a rat in the toilet so i grabbed the roll of toilet paper and relieved myself in the nearby woods..he was a cute little fella though.

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:32:22 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 05, 2016, 09:13:58 AM

I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.

I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest

"Everyone is different, but the research agrees we should all poop every day. The range of healthy is typically 1-3 times a day, and it can vary day-to-day. Poop is waste and you need to get rid of it every day to make sure that you're properly removing toxins. Some people even have bowel movements every time they eat."

da_vinci · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:32:49 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 05, 2016, 09:13:58 AM

I just assumed most people shit at least 3 times a day.

I was in Vegas back in 2005 and must have done 2 ounces of blow and was up for like 3 days (did a line off my ex's ass then procedded to eat her ass...but i will save that story for another time) and needless to say, didnt eat hardly anything. So once my coke haze left i had THREE Cinnabons at the Vegas Airport BEFORE flying 4 hours back to Cleveland! OMFG...about halfway through i got really bad bubble guts and must have clenched my ass harder than someone about to get raped. I seriously thought how bad it would be to just shit myself. As soon as we landed i RAN off the place and down the concourse to find the nearest shitter. Lucky for my i used to work for Continental and was familiar with the Cleveland Airport and which bathrooms were the cleanest

Nothing like a feeling you're about to shit yourself in public while being an adult.

funk51 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:34:25 AM »

on the subject of toilets one guy i knew got out of the military services with this cute little trick... he was supposed to clean the toilets because a captain was coming in for an inspection. guy instead cleaned one toilet extra good. then he smeared the seat with peanut butter. when the captain came in guy was licking the peanut butter off the seat.... yadda yadda yada guy was sent home the next day........ i shit you not...

funk51 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:44:33 AM »

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and bathroom stalls.

to paraphrase simon and garfunkel

Skeletor · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2016, 09:56:35 AM »

Grape Ape · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:11:21 AM »

Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.

1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.

Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.

Yamcha · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:15:36 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on January 05, 2016, 10:11:21 AM

But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.

funk51 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:16:18 AM »

if all else fails

Donny · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:21:04 AM »

i normally put toilet paper over the seat so my Lilly white ass sits on the paper.. you know it makes sense. To think Men used to tell their wifes they caught sexual diseases from a public Toilet seat...

bigmikecox · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on January 05, 2016, 10:11:21 AM

Follow these instructions for normal public use (work, restaurant) and you'll be OK.

1. Take toilet paper and do a wipe around the seat. This will eliminate any pubes and yuck that are on the seat. Be sure to check that space in the front between the seat too. Don't want your dick to brush up against a stuck pube when you sit down.
2. Flush that piece
3. Rewipe to get any water that got on seat with the flush.
4. Throw that piece in bowl, but DO NOT FLUSH - that piece will minimize/eliminate the splash factor when your poop hits the water.
5. Build the nest - a strip of TP down each side, one across the back to anchor.
6. You may be tempted to sit, but don't - put TP on the FLOOR in front of the bowl. When you look down, you'll know why, there will be pubes and piss that you don't want to drop your pants down on. There are always insecure assholes who piss in the bowl and not the urinal. These are the same people who wear underwear into the showers at gyms.

Also, I don't get who these people are who shed pubes so bad when they drop their pants the floor looks like the one surrounding a barber's chair. But I am largely suspicious they are foreign.

Awesome advice! LOL

Victor VonDoom · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:27:50 AM »

Never!

Bah!

Taffin · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:28:45 AM »

Music Festival toilets.... *shudder*

"Some girl tried to puke in a public toilet during a big festival, she fell in.."

http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/57077

affeman · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:30:16 AM »

U guys are just a bunch of whiny ass pussies. As if u were going to die shitting in a public restroom

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:31:29 AM »

I will hold it as long as I can. If I'm on the road I find a nice hotel as they usually clean the stalls a lot. I hate having to take a piss and having to listen to some fat fuck ripping it in a toilet stall. Just disgusting.

Donny · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:35:10 AM »

Remember travelling back to the UK on a Ferry from Hamburg.. got a Blow job from a Girl and we were in the womens toilet.. was funny getting a suck and hearing a woman next to us peeing and farting

affeman · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:36:32 AM »

Nether Animal · « **Reply #23 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:43:15 AM »

Quote from: Donny on January 05, 2016, 10:35:10 AM

Remember travelling back to the UK on a Ferry from Hamburg.. got a Blow job from a Girl and we were in the womens toilet.. was funny getting a suck and hearing a woman next to us peeing and farting

Haha, did that turn you on more?

Donny · « **Reply #24 on:** January 05, 2016, 10:45:49 AM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on January 05, 2016, 10:43:15 AM

Haha, did that turn you on more?

not really but i got some funny looks when i came out the womens toilet

must have thought i was a pervert.