Madonna's terms and Requirements

[Pet shop boys]

Madonna will be performing in Mexico both tomorrow and Thursday night

Besides getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for both gigs , in order to perform this are some of the things she demands ..

1- Two Acupuncturists ,one on each dressing room ,a team/service of "cleanliness in dry", and a resting room .

2- A bunch of Roses all in pale colors, but the stems must measure exactly 6 inches, and visible from every corner of room (this will be inspected by Madonna's personnel before the artist enters the room).

3-  Two Yoga monitors, one before she gets dresses ,and one after.

4- 30 bodyguards

5- 20 telephone lines with international access unlimited.

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

7 - Several chefs preparing  vegetarian dishes continuously .

Then an endless requirements book to meet her staff and manager needs etc..


What would you tell Madonna if you had the chance to see her when she arrives to hotel ?




WooSHHHHHHHHH

[Ken Fresno]

Prime madonna was peng.



I'd still fuck the current version.

[pluck]

When you make as much as she does and command such attention you can do whatever. I see nothing wrong with those requests.

[bigmikecox]

Madonna will be performing in Mexico both tomorrow and Thursday night

Besides getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for both gigs , in order to perform this are some of the things she demands ..

1- Two Acupuncturists ,one on each dressing room ,a team/service of "cleanliness in dry", and a resting room .

2- A bunch of Roses all in pale colors, but the stems must measure exactly 6 inches, and visible from every corner of room (this will be inspected by Madonna's personnel before the artist enters the room).

3-  Two Yoga monitors, one before she gets dresses ,and one after.

4- 30 bodyguards

5- 20 telephone lines with international access unlimited.

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

Then an endless requirements book to meet her staff and manager needs etc..


What would you tell Madonna if you had the chance to see her when she arrives to hotel ?




WooSHHHHHHHHH

Id tell her my cock is about as long as the roses and would she mind putting my cock in her mouth then her butt

[AD2100]

When you make as much as she does and command such attention you can do whatever. I see nothing wrong with those requests.

Exactly.
She's Madonna. You accept her requirements for her performance or you get someone else.

[Waller]

Recently had 2 celebs at a place I work, neither Madonna league. One very high profile in the original hip hop scene.

Hip hop guy asked for nothing, worked for 5 hours then spent half hour meet and greeting. Didn't leave until every customer had.

The newer lower profile guy asked for a chill out area for privacy, and some vodka, beer and water.

I don't get these ridiculously precise and elaborate riders. I saw on TV the other day that Mariah Carey pays 2 people, one to hand feed her, another to discard of her chewed gum.... WTF?

I hope she falls over again.

[bigmikecox]

Recently had 2 celebs at a place I work, neither Madonna league. One very high profile in the original hip hop scene.

Hip hop guy asked for nothing, worked for 5 hours then spent half hour meet and greeting. Didn't leave until every customer had.

The newer lower profile guy asked for a chill out area for privacy, and some vodka, beer and water.

I don't get these ridiculously precise and elaborate riders. I saw on TV the other day that Mariah Carey pays 2 people, one to hand feed her, another to discard of her chewed gum.... WTF?

I hope she falls over again.

Mariah is a head case! Bitch is certified insane. Would still smash RAW but crazy

[funk51]

Madonna will be performing in Mexico both tomorrow and Thursday night

Besides getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for both gigs , in order to perform this are some of the things she demands ..

1- Two Acupuncturists ,one on each dressing room ,a team/service of "cleanliness in dry", and a resting room .

2- A bunch of Roses all in pale colors, but the stems must measure exactly 6 inches, and visible from every corner of room (this will be inspected by Madonna's personnel before the artist enters the room).

3-  Two Yoga monitors, one before she gets dresses ,and one after.

4- 30 bodyguards

5- 20 telephone lines with international access unlimited.

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

Then an endless requirements book to meet her staff and manager needs etc..


What would you tell Madonna if you had the chance to see her when she arrives to hotel ?




WooSHHHHHHHHH

stallone approved.

[Fortress]

She's gross and has gone insane.

It brings me joy to imagine her suffering at the realization she's long past her glory days and, from here on out, it's ever-increasing wrinkles and incontinence.

[bigmikecox]

She's gross and has gone insane.

It brings me joy to imagine her suffering at the realization she's long past her glory days and, from here on out, it's ever-increasing wrinkles and incontinence.

She looks damn good for her age. Leaner than most Getbiggers. That vagina has had some mileage on it though

[NelsonMuntz]

From what I understand they have to pay for the shit in the riders anyways, but yeah some of the stuff people ask for is out to lunch, especially the ones who are all organic, healthy, vegan etc food but then also want a shitload of junk food and booze to wash it all down lol.

remind me of my old roomate, mr fucking organic and the enviro king, smoked twice as much as I did, drank a minimum of 12 beers a night, put the cigarette packs in the organic bin and the food in the garbage.

people are fucked

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

[Moontrane]

But she'll eat the brown M&Ms. 

[dr.chimps]

She looks damn good for her age. Leaner than most Getbiggers. That vagina has had some mileage on it though

Those are all city miles, friend.

[The_Punisher]

do you blame her or the fool who's willing to meet her demands

[The Abdominal Snoman]

It's basically just a power thing. Making people do exactly what you ask for.

[bigmikecox]

But she'll eat the brown M&Ms. 

LMFAO!!!!!  

[Ken Fresno]

She's gross and has gone insane.

It brings me joy to imagine her suffering at the realization she's long past her glory days and, from here on out, it's ever-increasing wrinkles and incontinence.

This Fortress cat has deffo got a touch of the billy mimnaugh about him.

[Nick Danger]

I live in downtown Vancouver, many tv shows and movies are filmed here. I've run into many entertainers over the years, almost all were quite cool. It may be because even though I recognize them, I usually don't know from where.

Cool -

Springsteen- as down to earth as your next door neighbor. (I met him in Portland, we talked for about 15 minutes).

Stone Cold Steve Austin- a very down to earth redneck, quite shy.

Al Pacino - He was doing a movie with a friend of mine, paid the tab as he was leaving.

Jason Statham - I was drinking and called him "transporter guy" we ended up doing a few tequila shots.

Brooke Shields - Way better looking in person and very sweet.

Jessica Biel - Very cute and athletic looking. Asked me to take a picture of her and her friend...ended up going out with a guy I know a few times.

Katie Holmes - Loved my dog.

Not cool -

Vin Diesel - I didn't talk to him but he was an arrogant jerk to almost everyone in the restaurant.

Kramer's midget friend - Mean little guy but he loved my dog.

[AD2100]

This Fortress cat has deffo got a touch of the billy mimnaugh about him.

Fortress is a very angry and unhappy guy.

[SOMEPARTS]

OP...I would tell Madonna that "Manic Monday" was my favorite song of hers.

[TuHolmes]

That vagina has had some mileage on it though

Big Daddy Kane stretched it out just taking photos.

It's gotta be rough now... 20 years later.

[MoralMan]

Madonna will be performing in Mexico both tomorrow and Thursday night

Besides getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for both gigs , in order to perform this are some of the things she demands ..

1- Two Acupuncturists ,one on each dressing room ,a team/service of "cleanliness in dry", and a resting room .

2- A bunch of Roses all in pale colors, but the stems must measure exactly 6 inches, and visible from every corner of room (this will be inspected by Madonna's personnel before the artist enters the room).

3-  Two Yoga monitors, one before she gets dresses ,and one after.

4- 30 bodyguards

5- 20 telephone lines with international access unlimited.

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

Then an endless requirements book to meet her staff and manager needs etc..


What would you tell Madonna if you had the chance to see her when she arrives to hotel ?




WooSHHHHHHHHH

Her, Beyoncé and Mariah Carey I would kick in the cu nt.

[DroppingPlates]

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

= Tito24 protocol

[Pet shop boys]

From what I understand they have to pay for the shit in the riders anyways, but yeah some of the stuff people ask for is out to lunch, especially the ones who are all organic, healthy, vegan etc food but then also want a shitload of junk food and booze to wash it all down lol.

remind me of my old roomate, mr fucking organic and the enviro king, smoked twice as much as I did, drank a minimum of 12 beers a night, put the cigarette packs in the organic bin and the food in the garbage.

people are fucked

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

I forgot to write on the list she also asks for 8 chefs !!!   lmao

[Primemuscle]

Madonna will be performing in Mexico both tomorrow and Thursday night

Besides getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for both gigs , in order to perform this are some of the things she demands ..

1- Two Acupuncturists ,one on each dressing room ,a team/service of "cleanliness in dry", and a resting room .

2- A bunch of Roses all in pale colors, but the stems must measure exactly 6 inches, and visible from every corner of room (this will be inspected by Madonna's personnel before the artist enters the room).

3-  Two Yoga monitors, one before she gets dresses ,and one after.

4- 30 bodyguards

5- 20 telephone lines with international access unlimited.

6- Once she's in dressing or resting rooms nobody can't talk directly or look at her.

7 - Several chefs preparing  vegetarian dishes continuously .

Then an endless requirements book to meet her staff and manager needs etc..


What would you tell Madonna if you had the chance to see her when she arrives to hotel ?




WooSHHHHHHHHH

I'd say, "Hi, how's everything going?"