The Official Mike O'Hearn Worship Thread

[Slik]

keep em coming boys!

[Never1AShow]

Is Funk really Mike gone crazy from all the baldy talk?

Seriously it has to drive him crazy just being a gym rat.  While he does look fantastic in some of these shots, he is nowhere good enough structurally to compete at the amateur national level.  But for some reason he looks like he takes pro dosages.  And is still just a gym rat.

Seeing the old American Gladiator stuff, which I had forgotten about, makes me a bit more sad for him.  He's losing his marbles.

[Yamcha]

[da_vinci]

[da_vinci]

Seeing the old American Gladiator stuff, which I had forgotten about, makes me a bit more sad for him.  He's losing his marbles.

I think he's the last person to feel sad about. Dude's livin' the life, travels the world, pumps iron and makes money out off it, for the last 30years, while most have to slave for someone in a 8-5 job, and look like shit. Yes.. very... sad... 

[da_vinci]

Regarding PL claims:



at 23 years old my opening deadlift of 675lbs was enough to win the 242 class & the best lifter at the California Power Lifting Championship. 2 weeks prior I won Natural Mr. America and I was doing American Gladiators at the same time. Don't be 1-dimensional. Kick ass in everything you can!

[Yamcha]

Regarding PL claims:



at 23 years old my opening deadlift of 675lbs was enough to win the 242 class & the best lifter at the California Power Lifting Championship. 2 weeks prior I won Natural Mr. America and I was doing American Gladiators at the same time. Don't be 1-dimensional. Kick ass in everything you can!

local YMCA of peace

[Radical Plato]

Looks natural here to me(!)...  And where are the GetBig Nipple Police to advise on gyno scars/lack of them when you need them..?

If you truly think a body like that is attainable naturally, you must be the most naive and gullible member of getbig.  And you know you can take PED's and avoid gyno if you know what you are doing. 

[Never1AShow]

I think he's the last person to feel sad about. Dude's livin' the life, travels the world, pumps iron and makes money out off it, for the last 30years, while most have to slave for someone in a 8-5 job, and look like shit. Yes.. very... sad... 

I don't think he's making any money hawking duck eggs.  I think he's up to his eyeballs in debt.

[Yamcha]

http://richestcelebrities.org/richest-actors/michael-ohearn-net-worth/

[funk51]

I don't think he's making any money hawking duck eggs.  I think he's up to his eyeballs in debt.

he's a partner in frog fitness, the next big fitness craze

[da_vinci]

I don't think he's making any money hawking duck eggs.  I think he's up to his eyeballs in debt.

I think none of us know how it really is and it's a pure speculation. But at least dude is livin' a nice life full of action and fun.

[BB]

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"Mike, I don't wanna be an asshole, but there's this little matter of my 20 bucks" -

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[BBSSchlemiel]

See my first post in this thread.

Was waiting for Davinci, the foremost O'hearn dick sucker to pop up and at the same time remind us all how much we suck.

Davinci, how old are you? And what makes you "crazy"?

[Taffin]

If you truly think a body like that is attainable naturally, you must be the most naive and gullible member of getbig.  And you know you can take PED's and avoid gyno if you know what you are doing.  

Hee hee!  Was I a bit subtle?  Perhaps I should have put it like this:

"Looks natural here to me(!)..."   

[Nether Animal]

Awesome arms for a tall guy...

[funk51]

Awesome arms for a tall guy...

mike is like 4 ft 8...

[_aj_]

See my first post in this thread.

Was waiting for Davinci, the foremost O'hearn dick sucker to pop up and at the same time remind us all how much we suck.

Davinci, how old are you? And what makes you "crazy"?

Good God man! Compared to O'Hearn we all DO suck!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[Howard]

I think he's the last person to feel sad about. Dude's livin' the life, travels the world, pumps iron and makes money out off it, for the last 30years, while most have to slave for someone in a 8-5 job, and look like shit. Yes.. very... sad... 

BINGO!

I don't know or care about his BB drug use.
For some reason a lot of meatheads have their pantys in a bunch over this guy.
All I do is the man is better looking, better built and more successful then every regular on get big , me included.

[BBSSchlemiel]

All I do is the man is better looking, better built and more successful then every regular on get big , me included.

Some seem to be in envious meltdowns over this. If I remember, you are a physics teacher with a Phd. If you want to put yourself down because some guy has better looks and more money and fame, then you have the mindset of a loser! Now it seems no wonder you got divorced so many times.

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-deprecating wannabe, and this type of guy pops up whenever there is an O'hearn dick-sucking and jock-grabbing thread.

[da_vinci]

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-deprecating wannabe, and this type of guy pops up whenever there is an O'hearn dick-sucking and jock-grabbing thread.

Aren't we jelly a lil bit?

[Waller]

Some seem to be in envious meltdowns over this. If I remember, you are a physics teacher with a Phd. If you want to put yourself down because some guy has better looks and more money and fame, then you have the mindset of a loser! Now it seems no wonder you got divorced so many times.

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-deprecating wannabe, and this type of guy pops up whenever there is an O'hearn dick-sucking and jock-grabbing thread.

Did Mike knock you back for a schmoe session or something?

On a side note, my auto correct knows the word schmoe.

[King Shizzo]

Unlike the Salvation Army during the holidays, I would gladly drop my change into that waist bucket.

[BBSSchlemiel]

A common theme amongst wannabes, O'hearn wannabes in general is that they have believe:
married man = miserable loser
man earning less than seven figures = miserable loser
man with kids = miserable loser
man with career or J.O.B = miserable loser.

Then when an ordinary guy who actually respects himself and likes his life (kids, wife, career, and all that), he is dismissed as a guy who is "putting his life choices on others" or "trying to justify his life" and that he will "just be dead and no one will care" and that his wife and kids secretly hate him, as if every guy is a sap/loser/pushover and brown-noser.

Fortunately in the real world there are men worth a shit who don't feel the need for self-disrespect because of some goofball with millions. I don't hate the guy, nor do I like the guy. But what I find fascinating is unbridled loserishness displayed in all O'hearn threads here.

Maybe there is some masochistic satisfaction you get from all your self-hate.