The Official Mike O'Hearn Worship Thread

[BBSSchlemiel]

Aren't we jelly a lil bit?

Not one iota.

But hey, look who I am conversing with, DaVinci, The Great One, with psychic powers who can tap into the mind of every supposed miserable and jealous sap.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Did Mike knock you back for a schmoe session or something?

On a side note, my auto correct knows the word schmoe.

Never met the guy, nor I care to.

Closest I've ever seen him was on the line for a New York Pro, in I think 2008 or 2009, the show in which Kai was doing wacked out shit onstage. I don't get starstruck.

[Howard]

Some seem to be in envious meltdowns over this. If I remember, you are a physics teacher with a Phd. If you want to put yourself down because some guy has better looks and more money and fame, then you have the mindset of a loser! Now it seems no wonder you got divorced so many times.

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-deprecating wannabe, and this type of guy pops up whenever there is an O'hearn dick-sucking and jock-grabbing thread.

The truth is I dropped out of college years ago and never graduated with any degree, never mind a PhD in physics LOL.

I give credit for the talents O'Hearn has and what he's done, no more, no less.

[King Shizzo]

The truth is I dropped out of college years ago and never graduated with any degree, never mind a PhD in physics LOL.

I give credit for the talents O'Hearn has and what he's done, no more, no less.

Dude, WTF? What else have you lied about? I took you for an honest guy.

[Howard]

Dude, WTF? What else have you lied about? I took you for an honest guy.

LOL, c'mon.
Nobody here even posts under their real name , of course everyone is full of shit on here.
BUT it's fun.

FYI, my middle name is Howard . My first name is 

[da_vinci]

I don't hate the guy, nor do I like the guy. But what I find fascinating is unbridled loserishness displayed in all O'hearn threads here.

Maybe there is some masochistic satisfaction you get from all your self-hate.

I have a suspicion you are a married miserable loser with loser kids and shitty job. Hope this helps.

Oh, and dont you dare to tell me you would not drop on the knees and kiss the ground where Mike walks if givean a chance u hypocrite.

[da_vinci]

Not one iota.

But hey, look who I am conversing with, DaVinci, The Great One, with psychic powers who can tap into the mind of every supposed miserable and jealous sap.

Why are you so unrest? Just read other threads geez and let us worship our saviour.

[BBSSchlemiel]

I have a suspicion you are a married miserable loser with loser kids and shitty job. Hope this helps.

Oh, finally, it's here! I was waiting for it.

Thanks.

[da_vinci]

Oh, finally, it's here! I was waiting for it.

Thanks.

Ask and you shall receive. WHat do you want? A pat on the back? Noone fukkin cares what you do with your life, we're here for allmighty Mike.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Noone fukkin cares what you do with your life...

And here comes this one too. I was waiting for the DaVinci script: "No one cares about you." "No one will remember you after you die." "You're probably one of those miserable guys." "You're just another number."

Hysterical! 

[_aj_]

Ask and you shall receive. WHat do you want? A pat on the back? Noone fukkin cares what you do with your life, we're here for allmighty Mike.

+1

[Never1AShow]

A common theme amongst wannabes, O'hearn wannabes in general is that they have believe:
married man = miserable loser
man earning less than seven figures = miserable loser
man with kids = miserable loser
man with career or J.O.B = miserable loser.

Then when an ordinary guy who actually respects himself and likes his life (kids, wife, career, and all that), he is dismissed as a guy who is "putting his life choices on others" or "trying to justify his life" and that he will "just be dead and no one will care" and that his wife and kids secretly hate him, as if every guy is a sap/loser/pushover and brown-noser.

Fortunately in the real world there are men worth a shit who don't feel the need for self-disrespect because of some goofball with millions. I don't hate the guy, nor do I like the guy. But what I find fascinating is unbridled loserishness displayed in all O'hearn threads here.

Maybe there is some masochistic satisfaction you get from all your self-hate.

OHearn with millions?  Ahahahahahahaha

[da_vinci]

And here comes this one too. I was waiting for the DaVinci script: "No one cares about you." "No one will remember you after you die." "You're probably one of those miserable guys." "You're just another number."

Hysterical! 

That's exactly how it is. Who are you? Have something interesting to show? Accomplished something we all would like to see/read about? No? Then gtfo.

[Rambone]

[Never1AShow]

And when O Hearn goes off his current mid life crisis cycle then what?

[Rambone]

And when O Hearn goes off his current mid life crisis cycle then what?

Mike's first day off

[Slik]

I'm guessing this pic is real?

[da_vinci]

[Radical Plato]

[BBSSchlemiel]

That's exactly how it is. Who are you? Have something interesting to show? Accomplished something we all would like to see/read about? No? Then gtfo.

1) I remain anonymous.
2) Yes.
3) Actually, yes.

[Taffin]

In the UK we'd describe a pose like this as 'mincing'...  I wonder if there is a US equivalent..?

[Taffin]

An oldie but a goodie...   

[Nether Animal]

I'm guessing this pic is real?

Guessing he is clean there?

[_aj_]

An oldie but a goodie...   

Wonder if Big Mike was running the duck eggs back then too?

[Dave D]

It's interesting that Terry Crews was able to start a Hollywood career from his participation on Battle Dome yet OHearn, despite obvious physical advantages, wasn't able to. 

I wonder what prevented that (bad representation, connections, ego)?