Again, your attempt to make fun of the issue of radical Islamic terror is only funny to the few here that are radical Islamist's. You are not funny or creative.
There's nothing humorous about the death of innocent individuals at the hands of a few mad men. I find no joy in events like 9/11 or the Boston bombings.
Unfortunately this type of behavior is here to stay because we have brought the war to our homeland. We've had this issue from the very beginning whether the "terrorists" be British, Native Americans, Southerners, communists, disgruntled post office workers, former university of Michigan professors, et... At our core we are a nation divided and in a perpetual war.
Simpletons think if we rid ourself of Islam then we are safe, but what if these actions offend Arabs, and they retaliate. Do we just remove them, for our safety? And what percentage of Arab does one have to be to be considered dangerous?
I take issue with you saying I'm not funny nor creative .
I hope you get your gimmick wish and you find what you're looking for, because even then there's nothing that you can do.