You should be banned for 3 months for pimping this lame shit
Ads and slogans in my gym put this to shame - "hanging challange [sic] - try hanging for 2 minutes" or, better, the concession stand guy today. Some bald skinny guy who trains in gym (his gf is fat (fat fat)) and he has no muscle... he works for a supplement company and was trying to flog bullshit shakes or supplements in gym lobby. He was asked by a girl, after she looked at a bottle, "what does coeliac mean?". He stuttered his way to saying "it means you are...intolerant to...ehm...i dunno, something, maybe carbs". Fucking idiot.
For some reason I wanna fuck his fat girlfriend just to annoy him but it would take a lot of delving through sweaty thighs to reach her fat pussy so fuck that.