That's because you're an ass-kissing homosexual who has a hardon for Bob.
Hard on is two seperate words you fux stick! "Johnny Apollo" what a name! oh brother!
You need to watch episode 3 Johnny or true anus or whatever you log on as, there's some good info in there for you, especially about homosexuality!
I better let my girlfriend know I'm gay coz "Johnny Apollo" say's so
