Sexy
Booty
I was once drunk in some foreign strip-club with a few friends, and the staff were doing their usual "lets rip-off the tourists" act. One of my mates decided to do a protest-shit on the white leather sofa, forcing us all to leg it out the bar and jump in a taxi. I don't know if it was the language barrier or the taxi driver was just a knob, but we told him to take us to another strip-club, so he drove around a few times then dropped us back at the same one without us realising. When we piled back in through the door, there was a bunch of disgusted looking strippers standing around screaming and pointing at the perfect little shit-nugget on the white sofa, whilst about 3 giant bouncers waved their arms around, shouting at each other lol. We couldn't turn around fast enough.
