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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2016, 02:47:43 AM »
Probably the first time he's completely off (or at least close to) since he turned Pro in 2006.



Dennis doing homework for the philosophy 101 classes that he is taking with his teacher Kahn.N.Singh over Skype. Right now they are discussing the prevalence of existentialism in Getbig posts.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2016, 04:43:46 AM »
Uh-oh... Wonder what happened  :-\
Can't find anything online regarding any illness at the moment.


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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2016, 05:21:52 AM »
Imploded Gastrocnemius? 

"Dennis Wolf suffered a very serious injury and won't be able to attend to Any event at this moment , please everyone lets send our prayers for him . We all wish you a fast recovery Dennis @denniswolfifbbpro"

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2016, 05:30:44 AM »
Imploded Gastrocnemius? 

Lol.


We've been calling this for a while now, there have been one or two threads about how sickly he has looked on stage... hope it isn't life threatening

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #56 on: December 25, 2016, 04:12:23 AM »
I occasionally view his insta

He has stressed he is not retired and it looks as if he is just waiting until the new year to get really sauced up

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #57 on: December 25, 2016, 04:48:45 AM »
AIDS

You say that; but ironically, he is probably healthier now

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #58 on: December 25, 2016, 05:04:42 AM »
AIDS

do you think dennis got aids from taking the viener schnitzel  up his   pooper ?

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #59 on: December 25, 2016, 06:20:46 AM »
He had a fusion done on his neck.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #60 on: December 25, 2016, 07:27:15 AM »
Dennis doing homework for the philosophy 101 classes that he is taking with his teacher Kahn.N.Singh over Skype. Right now they are discussing the prevalence of existentialism in Getbig posts.

 ;D

Yes, this is indeed true. Student-teacher confidentiality prevents me from offering comments on his progress, but I will say that Dennis is assiduously working through a comparative analysis of Martin Heidegger's magisterial Sein und Zeit and his lesser known samizdat Schwanz und Arsch, which constitutes his existential engagement with the being and Being of Schmoeness (i.e., Schmoeheit). The thesis to be explored is the idea that Schmoe-being (Schmoeische Dasein) functions to penetrate the possible ways in which Arschkeit may be revealed.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2016, 10:47:55 AM »
;D

Yes, this is indeed true. Student-teacher confidentiality prevents me from offering comments on his progress, but I will say that Dennis is assiduously working through a comparative analysis of Martin Heidegger's magisterial Sein und Zeit and his lesser known samizdat Schwanz und Arsch, which constitutes his existential engagement with the being and Being of Schmoeness (i.e., Schmoeheit). The thesis to be explored is the idea that Schmoe-being (Schmoeische Dasein) functions to penetrate the possible ways in which Arschkeit may be revealed.

Will you be discussing the underground classic, "Schmoenheit 451" anytime soon, Herr Professor?

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #62 on: December 25, 2016, 11:06:18 AM »
He already looks younger. Incredible how much of a difference these drugs make.

True. He even looks like if he has more hair back now.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #63 on: December 25, 2016, 12:59:13 PM »
Will you be discussing the underground classic, "Schmoenheit 451" anytime soon, Herr Professor?

Good eye, Herr Doktor Scott! Few people know of this work, and even fewer have made it all the way through to its dystopian end (legend is that it drives anyone who reads past the first four chapters completely insane with thong lust).

Nevertheless, for those possessing the will to resist its maddening allure, Schmoenheit 451 is required reading for anyone who claims an education worthy of the ancient courts of learned men; especially, chapter 19, wherein the global Schmoe Armée teams up with the international Schwanzkommandos to successfully throw a coup d'towel against the World Government in the infamous Rébellion de Pamplemousse.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #64 on: December 25, 2016, 01:02:09 PM »
how come when bbers shrink to a certain size they allways look small as fuck even when they are still bigger than some guys who are smaller than they are but not shrunken ???

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #65 on: December 25, 2016, 02:24:20 PM »
Good eye, Herr Doktor Scott! Few people know of this work, and even fewer have made it all the way through to its dystopian end (legend is that it drives anyone who reads past the first four chapters completely insane with thong lust).

Nevertheless, for those possessing the will to resist its maddening allure, Schmoenheit 451 is required reading for anyone who claims an education worthy of the ancient courts of learned men; especially, chapter 19, wherein the global Schmoe Armée teams up with the international Schwanzkommandos to successfully throw a coup d'towel against the World Government in the infamous Rébellion de Pamplemousse.

I was hoping to one day win the academically coveted Schmoebel Prize but I can see that you will have that ticket punched long before I, Professor!  I bow in homage and obeisance to this coming achievement of yours sir!

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #66 on: December 25, 2016, 02:27:14 PM »
Coz your just used to seeing them a certain size
how come when bbers shrink to a certain size they allways look small as fuck even when they are still bigger than some guys who are smaller than they are but not shrunken ???

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #67 on: December 25, 2016, 02:33:51 PM »

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2016, 08:28:51 PM »
I was hoping to one day win the academically coveted Schmoebel Prize but I can see that you will have that ticket punched long before I, Professor!  I bow in homage and obeisance to this coming achievement of yours sir!

You are most kind. Thank you.

I shall be sure to mention in my speech to the Swedish Academy the indelible stamp of the Mirage ice machine upon my oeuvre, while limiting its illustrious laureates to nothing more than mild dry humping on my left gastrocnemius during the award ceremony.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2016, 09:33:24 PM »
He is becoming smaller and less useful to us now.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2016, 11:11:43 PM »
This is in Dec.

Eating big to get big. :D

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2016, 11:37:44 PM »
Thought he had a quad injury.


... Is that a 5guys burger?

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #72 on: December 27, 2016, 12:22:11 AM »
Ruhl looking healthy and about 3.7 Heaths wide at 06:27.

ruhl - dead by 137

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2016, 12:31:29 AM »
This is in Dec.

Eating big to get big. :D

I'm confused with the dress code at that xmas party...

Dress shoes ? Slacks? Jeans? Track pants? Tee shirt? Casual ?? A clusterfuck.

If I was dennis, if deffinetly be going to bed with that busty girls head on my chest.

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Re: Dennis WOLF looking good and healthy these days!
« Reply #74 on: December 27, 2016, 04:46:39 AM »
If I was dennis, if deffinetly be going to bed with that busty girls head on my chest.

he already married her grandmother...